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I don't know what y'all expect from me but this ain't it

[-- @MikePoetCVT]

Bye guys

[-- @MikePoetCVT]

@aria_six @angelicfukdoll @aleksamink @vanessalovell83 @HaileyRoseFucks @xoxoashleyadams @MommyArabelle @bubblebratz @louisebordeauxx @RealMatiXO @kitthebeefcake Is Natalia gonna get some BBC like you do?

[-- @MikePoetCVT]

@webegga I just want you to know that I only ever come back on twitter to see what you post because I have the most unhinged crush on you.

[Lauren @cabsav456]

So let me get this straight. The previous administration criminally prosecuted Michael Flynn.

Michael Flynn pleaded GUILTY to the charges.

Then Trump 2.0 pardons Michael Flynn.

Flynn sues the previous administration for politically motivated prosecution.

...And the current Trump administration is settling the lawsuit with taxpayer dollars an UNDISCLOSED amount of $.

There needs to be a law against this kind of self-dealing. This is absolutely maddening.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[-- @MikePoetCVT]

@samnimetitties Making me look at Twitter again shows the power of your titties

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

It's been a long week. Please enjoy this timeline cleanse.

After the Wimbledon tournament each year, some of the 55,000 used tennis balls are upcycled into tiny shelters for harvest mice.

You're welcome.

[Booker G. Washington @BookerGWash]

“I’ve never heard of Project 2025.”

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

"Farther than any crew has traveled before".

Imagine the mischief you could cause by showing your conspiracy uncle this tweet.

[-- @MikePoetCVT]

@theneedledrop Thank fuck

[Ken O'Keefe @RealKenOKeefe]

>there is no genocide

>anyway here’s a satellite view of the genocide we committed

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

DHS deleted this one because:

-The family was driving home and got blocked.

-ICE deployed flashbangs and tear gas INSIDE the car.

-The 6-month old child stopped breathing and had to be rushed to hospital.

DHS did NO investigation & rushed to lie to defend the officers.

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

Oh for fucks sake dude.

[-- @MikePoetCVT]

@TekkenNoContext IDK about positives but now for sure we are never getting Tekken x Street Fighter

[Héctor E. Alcalá (Uncivilized) @Hector_E_Alcala]

A few businesses have started mask bans because of ICE being everywhere. I like this sign. Still permits coverings that are medical and religious.

[꩜ @faeslily]

nobody is coming to save you. Save yourself

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

It’s kind of weird that QAnon and Pizzagate people aren’t freaking out about the DOJ refusing to release the Epstein files.

Uncovering pedophile rings run by the elite was literally their thing.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

[Covie @covie_93]

Funny how the Black guy earned his Nobel Peace prize while the white guy who got rid of DEI to 'focus on individual merit' had to take the prize from a Latina who earned it.