Quotable Mike Murphy

Dedicated to the wit and wisdom of Republican hack/consultant Mike Murphy. Quotes are real & fake. I love Gina Raimondo.

[Quotable Mike Murphy @MikeQuotable]

Only 3 things matter in this world -- Beating Trump, Loving Gina Raimondo, and #3 doesn't even matter.

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@murphymike @nytimes Not to be “that guy,” but there’s no I in boom boom ordnance. I’ll see myself out.

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.@murphymike Alerting for Chicago zinger material on next podcast.

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

Wow, a bait-and-switch right out of the annals of old Chicago politics!

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

Wow, a bait-and-switch right out of the annals of old Chicago politics!

[Mike Murphy @murphymike]

The Hacks invade CNN! @HacksOnTap

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@DocRock54 @RadioFreeTom Even look like Tom

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@murphymike @HacksOnTap @DougHeye @axiosalex Has it loaded yet?

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@smufan791 @zimplemonster Simple Zimple was talking a lot of shit on here

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@smufan791 @zimplemonster Ooooooooffffff

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@TommyTanks3 @tulanetalk Dylan. Zimple is the shit talking long snapper from Tulane’s worst teams. He just trolls fans from
Opposing teams because apparently Tulane is now Alabama.

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@Fauxtroycalhoun @FearTheWaveBlog Jed the Sloth and he wants you to be humble! Phony prick.

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@Fauxtroycalhoun @zimplemonster “Getting upset with stupid people in Louisiana is like getting upset at the water for being wet.” James Carville

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@Fauxtroycalhoun @zimplemonster Take the L, John or Jed the Sloth.

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@zimplemonster @Fauxtroycalhoun Yes. That’s why I trolled Tulane when they were down. Oh wait, I didn’t do that because that’s immature and weak.

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@zimplemonster @Fauxtroycalhoun I mean. You did a great job yourself there brother. Sock account because you have a small business. Lame and weak. Maybe just be a good sport?

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@Fauxtroycalhoun @zimplemonster https://t.co/KsJWgP4rHV Reminder to John

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@Fauxtroycalhoun @zimplemonster Long snappers got that salty ass anger.

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@Fauxtroycalhoun @zimplemonster Respect but idk why you’re talking crap here when you won 11 games in 4 years when you played. Not exactly being a good sport
Or being humble.

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@zimplemonster @Fauxtroycalhoun Navy played Tulane a lot when they were C USA

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@zimplemonster @Fauxtroycalhoun So you lost to Navy a lot. But the new guys are better than you?

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@zimplemonster @Fauxtroycalhoun But you never played football and tried to claim you did. That’s so weird. Why?

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@zimplemonster Otis never played football for Tulane

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@zimplemonster Universally loved by Chads