Mike Lawrence

Just a guy on Twitter

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@JDVance who are you again?

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@CurtisHouck @PeteHegseth INSANE is right. The real story is that he's woefully unqualified for the job.

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@jenvanlaar Sheesh. Conservatives will continue to whine, complain, be angry and exaggerate their self-proclaimed victimhood even after winning the election. One tweet by Frank Luntz and you're all crying together.
Also, turkeys are 39 cents/lb at Meijer if you're looking to save!

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@cenkuygur Much of my family are MAGA and will never turn on him. If things go south, they'll blame Biden, dems in Congress, and even themselves. But never Trump. He could launch the nukes just because it's cool and kill us all. And as the bombs fall, MAGA would still be, "What a hero."

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@RichardGrenell That's right! Dems have the power to fix these votes and steal these elections, but only chose to do so on this single House race.

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@badhombre While most of the fentanyl comes from Mexico, stats show it's Americans doing the smuggling across the border. According to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, 86.4% of people sentenced for fentanyl trafficking crimes in a 12-month period ending September 2023 were American citizens.

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@ichthys30 WWJD?
"I was a stranger and you welcomed me.”

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@DLoesch Turkey at @meijer was 39 cents/lb. 21-lb. bird for under 10 bucks. Then make the rest work.

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@BehizyTweets Thanks for the laugh, everyone commenting on this post! I needed it today.

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@wanyeburkett Math education majors at any level, even those who won’t teach it, need to take calculus. Their degrees are earned.

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@snowball1926 My grandma would make this point to us when we were engaged in our 20s.

She got married at 16 years and two months.

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@TheBabylonBee Those are writers?

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@mpopovichREP Nice coverage tonight! Thanks for sharing!

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@MaryLTrump I think he just wore this at the rally because he couldn’t figure out how to get it off.

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@MaryLTrump But for people still looking for a Halloween costume on October 31, he’s a savior.

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@EW If the joke was funny, sure.
But it wasn’t. Not even close.

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@JDVance Greatest generation grandparents used the n word a lot and leveraged white privelege, so I agree they’d be voting for you and Trump.

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@acnewsitics He didn’t say which Hitler!

It’s could have been Bob Hitler, insurance salesman from Dayton.

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@soro77 @RexChapman As @pattonoswalt once said. We’re a really racist country. And even more sexist.

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@beinlibertarian Trump won’t say yes.