Mike Riley's Colon

Ex-Lax chewin, sarcasm spewin, disagreeable doppelganger of NU Football Coach, Mike Riley! Comin to you live from the land of Kool-Aid & rose-colored glasses!

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

Riley must go !!! #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[BeaverBlitz @BeaverBlitz]

Mike Riley sitting at 3-5 on the season...he's 3-15 in last 18 conference games in PAC 12 + Big 10 https://t.co/3SmNl2AwiW

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

The meme has merit, no...? #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska https://t.co/KFb6Nwa6Nl

[Big Red Overreaction @BRoverreaction]

And here we go @1620theZone @JohnBishop71 @NickBahe!

Nebraska loses 30-28 to Northwestern

402 951 1620!!

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

@BeaverBigDave @FABEWASH31 Parking the same junk car in front of a new house does not make the car any better.

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

Cheer up bluehairs, you are going to save a ton of $ not having to plan for a bowl game this year. #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

#MarkBanker https://t.co/TBeGH7PyZo

[FABIAN WASHINGTON @FABEWASH31]

This defense is hard to watch

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

On the bright side... We'll never have to worry about Tom Osborne Field being renamed Mark Banker Field... #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Dave Black @BeaverBigDave]

#markbanker #mobilequarterbacks things don't change…..#gobeavs

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

Sideline penalty against NW. 1/2 the distance to the goal. 1st down. #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

Nebraska is thanking the Bogus Call Gods for keeping that drive alive! #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

That getting caught in the backfield play NEVER works... Off the play sheet... #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

No charges to be brought against Clemson. It has been determined that what they did to Miami in the 1st half was consensual. #GBR

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

New Geico commercial: If you're Mark Banker, you suck. It's what you do. If you want to save 15% or more on car ins... #GBR #Huskers

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

Word from NW's sideline is, they will award Mark Banker a game ball after the game. That's nice of them... #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

Mark Banker rules !!! #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska https://t.co/N7kq3OUsck

[HuskGuys @HuskGuys]

Fighting back tears at this point. https://t.co/aEnS4JA6bG

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

For the record, he was delicious !!! #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska https://t.co/mPp41JH2V3

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Texas honors their former mascot Bevo XIV. (via @LonghornNetwork)

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

That's the ONLY way Mark Banker's pass D can get a stop, when the receiver drops the ball... #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

Mark Banker is greedy. He wants to own both, the worst run D in the NCAA & the the worst pass D. Well done! #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

If I were the NW head coach, I would not have called that safety play... #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska

[Mike Riley's Colon @MikeRileysColon]

Today's attendance: 90K flatulent bluehairs, dentures gnashing! Now that's a home field advantage! #GBR #Huskers #Nebraska