The Dutch Assassin

I am not Dutch. Nor am I an assassin.

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

Incredible image of a bollock with a torch behind it

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@lucidstarfield @iupdate It obviously just comes down to what you're used to, because I'm the opposite. Any time I have to use an apple UI I just can't get my head round it. There's no logic to it for someone used to Android.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@SoveyX The internet was a terrible mistake.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@SoveyX Well this looks like absolutely rubbish fun.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@guitarguitaruk Baritone, maybe. Kind of fascinated.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@q_slavic Unless that isn't my first kill.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@mark_slapinski Yeah

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@cyphernetician @thisstuartlaws My brother used to use the similar "Like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@RealCarlVernon But you understand the heat you feel hasn't travelled that distance, yes? You understand how radiation works?

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@mldiffley Nobody's looking at you funny. I the UK we call it "crossing the road" and do it all the time.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@bryanrbeal In the UK before you can learn to ride a proper motorbike you do Compulsory Bike Training, which is a day riding a 125cc around an empty car park and then go out on the road. It almost put me off when I did mine, those things are so much more terrifying.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@JamesHarvey2503 So basically they've added an extra item to their offering, it has no effect on your life whatsoever, and you're angry about it anyway?

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@lady_valor_07 That the checkout seems to be the wrong way round

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@cecegkh No, he hasn't taken a salary as President. He's been paid, but by the various billionaires and oligarchs he works for rather than the US taxpayer.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@Kraytur3 I don't get why you would be so desperate to misinterpret something that you actually have to go out of your way to avoid accidentally learning anything about it, and then demonstrate it so publicly.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@Real___iTamara No because I live here so I can see with my own eyes that he's absolutely talking out of his arse.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@ALEXAGY0 Always laugh at Jazz Cabbage.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@chefsevenn Straight to the casino

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@GodsgreatG We do. It doesn't.

[The Dutch Assassin @MikeRochester79]

@SStricklandMMA Nerf Jolt with the air restrictor removed and the spring track shortened.