Mike “Nails” Rotch

Western Michigan ‘91 | Ball Knower | Love a good massage | 2x Divorced, 1x Annulled | Box | Hit my 9 iron 155

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The Rams with players named Jared on their team:

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@SaudiOilNIL Fr she thought she was cooking

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#thatsbaseball

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@DixBTweenerleg Actually no but weird drugs was more of the issue there

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@DixBTweenerleg Not ideal, Dixon

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@sherwoodyablomi 90% verification codes lol

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@UlyssesDingle Could’ve been 10 more screenshots, not exaggerating

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@StephGoat30 @sarahknowsball Shit take

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@msrubeech Suicide is usually impulsive so I doubt it

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@TimRodgersCBS Be careful what you wish for. Speaking from experience, Sexter

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When did people start being so dramatic when pulling over for emergency vehicles?

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@DraftKings @PhiladelphiaGov Miami over Detroit 😂😂😂

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This is the saddest Tigers season I’ve ever seen. Team is absolute buns

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@blakebooming He’s 6’7” I think he’ll be alright

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Traffic lights are almost the size of people #nailsfunfact

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@EEmpireSports @BNightengale Vegas

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Just fapped and my nut shot all the way up to the ceiling fan and the shit started spraying everywhere #jesuschrist

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It’s not talked about enough how Aaron Rodgers has a fake wife

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@willjohnsonbf1 10mg doesn’t move the needle at all, def just marketing

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Time to go crazy