Mike Parker

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@BillsReport Don't post if you don't have info

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@AdamSchefter Get him back to buffalo please

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@VinnieTortorich Need help. Calcium score 117. Kinda freaked out.

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@SaveAmericaNew That's it?

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@TellEmSteveDave Go Bills!

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@DamianCr0ss @libsoftiktok @grok Lowered rates in late 2024 under worse circumstances.

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@HeadzSports @RapSheet Yeah ............it's hard to be successful as a black man in the NFL

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@RealDeanCain Don't temp them. That's how we ended up with President Jill Biden

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@Phil23310492 @ArmandDoma @JoJoFromJerz I wish X had an algorithm to block posts that are incoherent, or at least a warning label for people posting something that looks like it was written by a special needs nine year old

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@adamcarolla Oh my lord. She's jumping up and down like a lesbian at a Lilith Fair concert

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@adamcarolla Absolutely beautiful floors!

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@benshapiro Don't doubt Trump. Way too much time wasted on "Tariffs are bad."

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@StateFarm State Farm says: A few shingles and this roof will be good as new!

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@adamcarolla Haha, my daughter has one.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m quitting watching football. There is no other way to teach @nflcommish a lesson. This is blatant cheating. #nflrigged

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@TellEmSteveDave Bringing in the new year right. When are we going to see Nelly again?

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow @BaldBryan @GinaGrad All I want for Christmas is an Adam, Bald, and Gina reunion show!

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@DawsAngeles We need a good mashup with Jay Mewes and some "Arms of an Angel" or something!

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Josh Allen of the @BuffaloBills is the first QB in NFL history to...

complete 75% of his passes
throw for 4+ TDs
have no turnovers
take no sacks
lead his team in rushing yards

...all in the same game.

[Mike Parker @MikeSParker78]

@VinnieTortorich Your vitamins are glorious and unmatched by anything on the market. I would never have survived my most recent Grand Canyon rim to rim without the Ultra Salts. I only wish I would have brought more as folks kept asking for some. #NSNG all the way!