Michael S Townsend

Artist. Father of 3 boys. Cincinnati Bengals Fan.

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

Bengals Head Coach Zac Taylor says they want to start of strong in the beginning of the season. Hmmm.. it's like Deja-Vu all over again...

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

Here's how I imagine most artists varnish their paintings, then wonder why there are hairs and crud embedded in it afterwards.

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

@DerrickEvans4WV Maybe.... stop using your children as cannon fodder for your ICE Jihad? That would prevent 100% of kids from getting maced.

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

Elton John Singer-Sargent Mash-Up Video

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

This is the REAL Pretti. Next time, arrest anyone who attacks an ICE Agent or Vehicle. Spitting, Kicking the taillight off, these are not the signs of a peaceful protester or passive observer. Note that he is carrying the pistol during this confrontation. Armed. Dangerous.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This is the “innocent, harmless, peaceful, kind” nurse the Democrats were crying about

The entire left-wing narrative just came crashing down.

Democrats don’t want you to see or share this

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This is the “innocent, harmless, peaceful, kind” nurse the Democrats were crying about

The entire left-wing narrative just came crashing down.

Democrats don’t want you to see or share this

[Travis Neliton 🇺🇸 @Tneliton]

A new classic. 😆

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

"Well, I was born a surrealist's daughter, raised in the middle of Butcher's Holler". - Salvador Dolly.

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

@AkramMusk I have been having fun with the play on names. I have others that I made as well.

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

Winslow Homer Simpson

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

Chamon! It's Michael Jackson Pollock, y'all!

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

@catturd2 Ewwww.. Molly Ringworm!

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

Art Lovers: It's Winslow Homer Simpson.

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@shawnchauhan1 Those "tanks" look like 8 wheel AMC Pacers with some plastic tubes on top of them.

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

@catturd2 mmmmm.... nope. I do not think that is accurate, Sunny.

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

@janninereid1 It's true. Could be a beautiful woman and all I'm thinking is, she would be much hotter without the oxen ring in her nose.

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

THIS IS NOT GOING AWAY ...

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

@catturd2 The first time I heard the term "teenth" was during an episode of Breaking Bad

[Michael S Townsend @MikeSTownsend]

@catturd2 He's speaking for the war machine. Guns, bombs, tanks, missiles, drones. What you boys need?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Some kids are just smarter than others - lol