Mark Zorner

PHX. PIT. Eyes closed, head first, can’t lose.

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Yinzers in France

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

Both cost $2.50 it’s right there

[Mercurius @MercuriusFilius]

How would you answer this common J.P. Morgan interview question?

[HockeyGUY66871 @HockeyGuy66871]

I miss Doc. I wish he would come back to call the Cup Final

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

My favorite Evgeni Malkin moment of all-time came against the Flyers in the playoffs.

Geno was an absolute bully.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

This doesn’t capture how many fucking bridges there are in Pittsburgh

Before I visited I was like “there can’t be that many bridges” but there were, and more

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

@EricZ116 @UnderdogNFL Could of

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

Now do Sealed Pokemon 👀

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

Since the start of 2025:

S&P 500 +19.5%

European stocks +45.3%

Emerging markets +50.8%

Asian stocks +55.9%

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

Wait was this secretly a tweet about AI?

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

Every time I see some random BS like this I assume the poster is bag holding a ton of carrots and they need to make rent

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

Every time I see some random BS like this I assume the poster is bag holding a ton of carrots and they need to make rent

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

Raw carrots have an indigestible fiber that absorbs the excess estrogen in the body.

Eat raw carrots men.

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

If you watch this with the sound off, it looks like a commercial for Chili’s

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

does jonnu smith have one good play this year

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

@NEZtakes

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

BEARLIEVE

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

@NEZtakes Any they claim that chores are "solved". Incredible GTO stuff here Nezthaniel

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

@McDonaldsXBT >everyone hates on eagles all season
>unbelievable you found a room with 5 people that hate the eagles!!

[peter overzet @peteroverzet]

due to mounting pressure from congress, the doj has released my week 18 cash shell

[peter overzet @peteroverzet]

oh to be a fly on the wall tonight for the thousands of best ball bros telling their future ex wife that they "broke even on the year"

[Mark Zorner @MikeSWarner]

The concept of me being upset that the gym parking lot is under construction. Forcing me to walk further to get to the treadmill 🥴