Mike Salmon

Design Engineer | Horticulturist | Drummer

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@Thehullboy1 Hardest Geezer runs with Positive Geezer 🙌

Good luck brother. Your journey has been Inspirational 🏃‍♂️

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@domjoly It’s absolutely piscine it down. 🏊🏻

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@RishiSunak These desperate lies have completely destroyed every last ounce of credibility you once held up against your party of morally disconnected lying buffoons.

Not long now ⏱️

Bye Rishi 👋

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@domjoly @CharlieBrk2004 Summarised perfectly by @JonathanPieNews

https://t.co/PKb5eGmxBE

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

If god was to ever send another prophet to live amongst us in today’s world

What would they look like, how would they talk and what would they do?

@hardestgeezer

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@hardestgeezer Sad to see this coming to an end, but in absolute awe over what you are about to achieve.

Enjoy the strawberry daiquiri 🍓

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@hardestgeezer This kind of interaction is what makes 𝕏 special

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@AllyALaw @hardestgeezer Ginger power.

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@theJeremyVine Lorry took the wrong turn, but you have then immediately stopped in the driver’s blind spot (the most dangerous place to be as a cyclist). Could have continued past. Wearing a camera on your head with a thirst for making content to share didn’t help this situation.

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@hardestgeezer Fresh out of a garden pond.

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@hardestgeezer Stay alive brother. You guys are the best thing to ever come to YouTube 🙌.

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@hardestgeezer 🙌🙌🙌

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@hardestgeezer Safety must come before stomping out those 1s & 2s brother. Hope you recover soon, you absolute animal.

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@hardestgeezer Stay safe, fuelled and hydrated brother, keep smashing out those 1s and 2s. Game’s the game.🏃‍♂️

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@katemcgill I'm quite happy to live in a society where apologies tend not to mean much if you have already lied and used your position in television to spark a relationship with someone 40+ years younger than you.

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

You can now listen to a new 4 track EP from myself and my two musical brothers who go by the name of @ThirdDart.

👂 BandCamp - https://t.co/epSoZxSyYM
👂 Spotify - https://t.co/6FFwLvwVjJ

🎶 Available on all streaming services.

#NewMusic #RockMusic #ThirdDart #NewRelease

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@CenterParcsUK How incredibly stupid of you.

[Mike Salmon @MikeSalmon91]

@VDoraiswami Please can you provide an update on the situation with UK nationals access to e-visas for tourist purposes? The next available appointment within the India high commission is 6 weeks away. I have flights booked next month and no way to acquire a tourist visa in time.