Mike Schulz

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Who were the resident psychopaths on movie screens this weekend? Pregnant females. Two of 'em. I am not kidding. https://t.co/8E6kF0eKB3

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So much talent. Such mediocre results. https://t.co/MBHy80w3Fx

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And the answer is no: There is literally nothing Morgan Freeman won't narrate. https://t.co/rO44T347SF

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"Suicide Squad." A.k.a.: Those of us foolish enough to have paid to see "Nine Lives." https://t.co/R5vWGBEQGF

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SO glad I'm not a box-office predictor, as I would've guessed the Ice Age sequel to win the weekend. Suck it, Scrat. https://t.co/BXpQSXFZuQ

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"Pets" was fine, "Mike & Dave" stank, but thank you @icfilmscene for what was behind door #3! https://t.co/WvihFzNqQb

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Laura Linney is a class act even in the new Ninja Turtles movie. Never mind an Oscar; someone give her a monarchy. https://t.co/h3w1Bn1hFu

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And @icfilmscene continues to rock by booking Everybody Wants Some!!. It totally deserves the exclamation points. https://t.co/pMyG8dEI8B

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Bring on the new Spider-Man reboot! And yes, I do kind of hate myself for saying that ... . https://t.co/lzaSHIYh7f

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Which was the best feline performance: Keanu, Ratchet, or the cat that's sleeping on Julia's head in Mother's Day? https://t.co/hkGlyKZNWY

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Six words for Michael Shannon: Thank you. Thank you very much. https://t.co/T6YF1whqBi

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Dereliction-of-duty alert: I left Hardcore Harry after a nausea-inducing hour. Full disclosure: I feel no guilt. https://t.co/MGUHHXGrAJ

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Two sequels, one slightly funnier than the other ... which should tell you everything you need to know about both. https://t.co/X3zZa2nfnc

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Is it over yet? No? Really?! https://t.co/ugXicdq6iI

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Another miracle from Heaven? That I somehow managed to control my internal sobbing. https://t.co/DbcCn8XMI7

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The previews for "10 Cloverfield Lane" were admirably cagey. Why is its very title a big fat spoiler? https://t.co/ac1DTvhn45

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Two Gerard Butler losers over a two-weekend span. God clearly hates me. https://t.co/Nc2gowLfP3

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Yes. "Eddie the Eagle" will get you just as weepy as its trailers do. Times a hundred. https://t.co/ABZlJD6RLn

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So many shockers! So much justice done! Um ... and Leo won, too, I guess ... . https://t.co/pPvtn9Qdl9

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Black Phillip for 2017's Best Supporting Actor! (He has a Twitter account. I'm trying to stay in his good graces.) https://t.co/pdc0Q6NehY