Mike Seely

I’m a f*cking idiot. #SFB13 #SFB14 #SFB15

[Mike Seely @MikeSeely2]

Really excited and grateful to be included in #SFB15 for three years in a row!! Always the event of the fantasy football season!! Thank you @ScottFish24 for having me and for all the work you and @FantasyCaresOrg do for charity and to provide a great Christmas for so many kids!!

[Mike Seely @MikeSeely2]

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[Mike Seely @MikeSeely2]

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[Underdog @Underdog]

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[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

OMG! Who did this? 🤣

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: I have just confirmed with a member of the House Judicial Committee, who has spent numerous hours searching through the unreacted Epstein files, that there were approximately 1.5 million redactions in the Epstein files, with Trump’s names.

https://t.co/GUeVlP4Z59

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Mike Seely @MikeSeely2]

@MatthewBerryTMR @NBCSports @peacock @SNFonNBC You do great work and you deserve to be out there

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

Beyond grateful to be here. #SuperBowl @NBCSports @peacock @SNFonNBC

[ProPublica @propublica]

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
https://t.co/8WGMAODKRd

[Mike Seely @MikeSeely2]

@MatthewBerryTMR Won two of three leagues that I play with some lifelong friends and some acquaintances. Medium $ league is a 14 team dynasty and I barely made the playoffs. Small $ is redraft that I dominated. We have a Big $ League I finished 4th in. What a year!!!!

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

If you’re angry about the Minnesota day care fraud, the case below will really upset you.

Philip Esformes ran a massive nursing-home fraud scheme, bribing doctors to funnel patients and billing Medicare for unnecessary services for $1.2B.

He was pardoned by Trump in 2020.

[Mike Seely @MikeSeely2]

@MatthewBerryTMR Happy Birthday and good luck!!!!

[I Plead the GIF 🖐🏾 @lilwaltjr305]

Say it louder Dave Chappelle
Charlie Kirk wasn't no damn MLK
#TheUnstoppable

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

We don’t think this could have been put any better and more accurately.

#RESIGNTRUMP

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

For those keeping track: Trump has torn down a third of the White House, illegally put his name on a national monument, and is working overtime to cover up for a sex trafficker for some reason 🤔.

But still no word on lowering grocery, healthcare, and housing prices.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Redacted States of America

[Mike Seely @MikeSeely2]

@PressSec Lying cunt. Go to hell

[Mike Seely @MikeSeely2]

@GuntherEagleman Trump is a fucking pedophile no matter how hard the crooked DOJ tries to cover it up. You’re celebrating to “deep state” protection of a pedophile. Deep down you know this and I hope it eats you alive you sick motherfucker.