Mike Shizzbang

MAGA! Pissed off Patriot! FJB! My pronouns are Lets Go Brandon!

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@dontbsalti At least you’re a cougar, it’s better than being called a double bagger 😂😂😂

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@JustJenRX Cougar!

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@dontbsalti You spelled Cougar wrong! 😂

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@dontbsalti Hi. I’m BonerMaxxing 😂

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@dontbsalti Does this work on OnlyFans? Asking for a friend

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@MachoMan_Dalf @dontbsalti Why FVG’s work. Explained by a Cougar! Sign me up !!

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@dontbsalti Are you ICT’s daughter? 😂😂

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@dontbsalti Wtf

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@dontbsalti Hope it was sweet tea!

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@dontbsalti Downloading hinge now. Look for me. My screen name is Market Daddy 😂😂😂

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@dontbsalti What he means is he’s unemployed and needs a place to live.

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@dontbsalti His mom going to be pissed he broke her laptop she uses for OnlyFans.

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@featsbeyond50 @FarmGirlCarrie Oh It’s real. The incident occurred in the 7500 block of South Fruitvale Road, near the intersection with January Drive.

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@dontbsalti Cougar in the wild! What a hottie 😍

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@dontbsalti It’s used as bait for real Cougars like yourself. It appears to be working 😁

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@dontbsalti I’d be rich as f*ck if I had different plumbing 😂

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@Jigsaw_Trading I’d say your daughter rocks. Good job on parenting Dad!

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@dontbsalti @DrewVento No. A milf is a mother. 35+ with no kids is just a straight up cougar!

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@ThrillaRilla369 1985

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@dontbsalti Being a cougar isn’t easy work. I can only imagine what your dm’s are like. I’m sure they’re full of craziness