Soham.

put some of your tequila in my coffee cup

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Wealth @wealth_united_]

The dopamine you get when scrolling Twitter after a win>>>>

[Soham. @MikeSmallingFC]

@gorilla_rape gorilla what?

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

you’re the smartest guy i’ve ever met and you’re too stupid to see he made up his mind ten minutes ago 😭😭😭😭😭

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Tropic Thunder is 17 today.
Tom Cruise pitched the idea of Les Grossman to Ben Stiller, got a fat suit, bald cap and big hands and let rip. Even the final dance was Cruise's suggestion. It's one of the greatest comedy performances of the past 20 years.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

"wurst nightmare"

[CounterPressers @CounterPressers]

I cannot see Manchester United’s aura ever evaporating certainly in my lifetime. They are just a core fundamental element of football.

They sit at the top table with Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Liverpool, PSG, etc regardless of their current state. They are inevitable.

[femi. @femooafc]

I think the whole Europa League final thing is so hilarious.

Because one of these two teams will die. Non-negotiable. It’s legit over for one of them.

[Soham. @MikeSmallingFC]

@Exome70 @Switch1775 @MartienBall donnaruma is 6’7 buddy 😭

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

The last week summarized:

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

STORY OF VIGNESH PUTHUR:

- Hasn't played for Kerala senior team.
- MI scouted from league cricket.
- Get him in the plane to SA for experience with MI taking all expenses.
- Making his IPL debut.
- Got the wicket of Ruturaj & Dube.

MI is a factory to Indian cricket. 💙

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

MONTOYA POR FAVOR

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This movie should have made a billion dollars and we should be on the 3rd sequel. A ridiculously funny, entertaining, heartfelt slice of action and comedy with a truly well thought-out mystery at its center. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Luke shaw when we sign a left back.