Mike Smollins

@Alkaline_Trio enthusiast

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

please have this man reach out to @WWE and @TripleH

[Variety @Variety]

“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a million-dollar offer to perform in Saudi Arabia because "I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky."

"I was invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which is something that I obviously did not want to do. They offered me, I’m not going to say how much, but it was seven figures to do one show, which is way more than I’ve ever been offered in my life to do a show. But I just couldn’t be part of that. I’m not dissing anybody that took the money because I’m sure everybody that went there got a lot of money. I’m sure they had their own reasons and justifications for doing it. But I’m doing enough that I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky, and that kind of did.” (via TribLive)

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[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@DavidShoemaker What’s up with the podcast

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@TravSeeka @TheLOSTworld_ @Kas12 That’s amazing hahah

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

Argentina completely tilted the pitch and took over the game #WorldCup

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

I admittedly don’t watch a lot of soccer but that is one of the worst plays I have ever seen #TeamUSA #USA #WorldCup

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

"Climb the ladder Cabo Verde, make yourself famous!!!!" #WorldCup #GoodOlJR

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

Sam Malone [lying to Diane Chambers]: “Coach, I’m having blackouts.”

Ernie ‘Coach’ Pantusso: “Kind of a nice break in the day, isn’t it Sam?” #Cheers

@Cheersdaily

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@TripleH @WWE They completely devalued the title and KOTR with Oba just going "nevermind" I'll fight someone else in a cell rather than go after the title.

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@TripleH Wasn't the point of KOTR for Oba to get a title match at #SummerSlam? Even if Brock ends up winning the title between now and then, it's backward, illogical booking #WWERAW

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@TripleH @WWE @Iyo_SkyWWE @YaOnlyLivvOnce Could you have a worse logo for SummerSlam? What is summer about it? Just go back to the OG logo

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@tommylugauer Give it a rest dude the gimmick is tired

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

Wow that was awesome! #WWENOC

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

Haven't had a good sports day prob since the USA Olympic hockey gold medal, so glad to see the #NYR have a good night

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

#LGR

[Colin Stephenson @ColinSNewsday]

Per source, Rangers get Dorofeyev in exchange for the No. 26 and No. 92 picks this year, and a conditional first round pick -- top 10 protected -- in 2028.

[Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski]

Cobie Smulders took part in one of my favorite hockey jokes in sitcom history on HIMYM

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@wyshynski I always think of that lol fuckin amazing and hysterical

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

15 seasons w/o a playoff appearance trumps everything. Worst owner in sports #Jets

[Evan Roberts @EvanRobertsWFAN]

Which franchise is most inept?

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@EvanRobertsWFAN 15 seasons w/o a playoff appearance trumps everything. Worst owner in sports #Jets

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

@tommylugauer "I had a bad case of loser denial myself until the lacrosse team stuck a parking cone up my ass" -Billy Madison

[Mike Smollins @MikeSmollins]

The #WorldCup is cool, but the added nonsense time, the lack of scoring most games and most DEFINITELY the flopping make this sport hard to get into.