Fed up of this corona virus now. I’ve still had hard sex with plenty of chinks over the last few weeks. Don’t see any coughing in my house. #AllBollocks
Messi wins his 6th Ballon d’Or. His numbers this year are once again truly extraordinary. He’s head and shoulders the best player in world football. He plays a game that is both joyous and incomprehensible to mere mortals. The award is totally meritorious. 👏🏻👏🏻