Mike

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@JarodAnderson @dankmccoy Sorry, I'm not a kid anymore

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@dankmccoy P.S. My grandmother used to sing this to me when I was little. Thank you for giving making me think of her.

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@dankmccoy Spoiler alert: A kid will eat ivy too.

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@mashelle247 @Shawnahellena Kick rocks scalper.

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@lovejoy Signed up for presale in Seattle to bring my daughter to your show. Got into lobby early, available to make my selection 2 minutes after sale started. No tickets available. They're already on stubhub for $181. Nevermind

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@KarlSmallwood Maybe they were just being sarcastic?

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@vincentdonofrio When my wife and I moved into our first place after getting married, I was unpacking boxes in the kitchen when Our House came on the radio. I called her into the room and we held each and cried. "Now everything is easy 'cause of you"

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@commentiquette @YouTubeCreators I bounced on my boy's bleep to this.

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@commentiquette That's a cute tweet. Did your husband write it for you?

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@steveagee Well, I'm gone

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@MaisonDeSnark And that's why I always come to you with my parenting delimeas

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@TDLockett12 This is what happens when you tweet with voice-to-text while you're eating lunch

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@MaisonDeSnark They kept saying le Legolas and I thought they were stuttering

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@MaisonDeSnark

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@MaisonDeSnark Yeah, that's why I'm very unusual.

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@AJRBrothers I took my child and their friends to see you in Seattle. I have to admit, I didn't know your music, but I'm always down for a show. You made a new fan. Your music may not be written for me, but I see what it means to a person that means the world to me. Thank you.

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@MaisonDeSnark

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@SWAIM_CORP @_JDBurroughs_ Heading to the disco!

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@dankmccoy @wchrisg0528 Nice.

[Mike @MikeStartsWithM]

@wchrisg0528 @dankmccoy This is what I need to know.