SlickStringStanley

Everyday workin' on a better me! check check out my melody

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

@kaylawilson425 @brittcarson4 @falenkdwb Better for everybody

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

@brittcarson4 @kaylawilson425 @falenkdwb You probably have shit your pants at work

[Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio]

Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

[Ken M @horseysurprise]

When an old lady enters your crowded subway car, offer her your antique ear trumpet

[Dante Nero @DanteNero]

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. - Augusten Burroughs #quote

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

@kaylawilson425 Knuckle Sammi

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

@DanteNero I just wanna smack mackerels!

[Dante Nero @DanteNero]

Do I just get to love my girl? Is like asking when do I get to nap while I'm driving

[Everson Griffen @EversonGriffen]

What right decision are you going to make today?

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

@69666whatever Let it out! And take a nap!

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

Why do people call you that you don’t even talk to that often and just start complaining?
#IdontCare

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

Remember before we smoked Good weed and the smell of a skunk on the highway smelled exactly like a skunk!? #WhereDaTreesAt

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

Damn NyQuil is no joke! Goodnight!

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

@DanteNero Dante my whole summer has sounded like 2 mackerels slapping together because you

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

Big stinky horse name of Jorstify ran around in some mud with little boy on his back. Who cares? Gonna eat that horse right out the can!

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

@vandyfivethous I hate banana bread. I had like 20 rotten bananas in my freezer at one point 🤣

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

Why do I buy bananas. They always go to waste...

[SlickStringStanley @MikeStasiu]

The longer I’m single, the more I value my space and time. Might have to just stick it out forever 😜