Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer

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[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

1-0 lead on 2 shots. Atta boy, Freddie

[Robert Stock @RobertStock6]

The surgeon cut into my armpit (where my axillary artery is) and scraped all the clot from the artery then patched it with “bovine pericardium”. No need to take out any bones. Easy recovery and now my arm doesn’t go numb from raising it overhead.

[maddie @maddiecholette]

feels like they always get the two hits to start the inning, just need the big hit after that

[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

And McAdoo, but it's his third game

[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

Brutal at-bats from Vladdy and Okamoto

[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

@maddiecholette And he'd have been out of the lineup for 3 weeks

[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

Mitch Marner walked into this blocked shot and we're talking about teammates recognizing his sacrifice

[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

Sometimes you've just gotta accept that Freddy Andersen is going to have a sub-.800 game when you really just needed a save

[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

Make a save, Freddie. Jesus

[Anthony Fenton @anthonyfenton]

The @FraserInstitute would rather the elderly starve than tax billionaires

[Yesavage2Rogers @Prominent_Jaay]

Some people really lack brain cells man. Varland IS the CLOSER, but you had to use him in the 8th to face the Orioles heart of the lineup. Hoffman had 4 fucking runs to protect against the bottom of the order and failed. So sure, let's use Hoffman in the 8th instead 🤣

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

Business had to take out a loan to cover short term costs in order to grow long term 😱

[Villain Era @tmlfaninvan]

It’s always, I repeat always, about the Toronto Maple Leafs

[Roberto Abramowitz @RobAbramowitz]

Wait it out people, wait it out.

[Rachel Kryshak @RachelKryshak]

Between signing Hart, allowing no questions about it, preventing Bruce Cassidy from coaching, and whatever nonsense is coming out of Mitch Marner’s mouth…Vegas is the most unlikable team in a Cup Final since?

Lot more awful storylines than good ones.

[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

It never ends

[LeafsTok @LeafsTok]

@TSN_Sports Kent:

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

Leafs fans: okay we’re over it

Everyone else: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PRESSURE IN TORONTO! LEAFS FANS GET OVER IT!

Leafs fans: we are

Everyone else: THE PRESSURE!!!

[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

Looking forward to the Leafs overpaying to acquire Brendan Gallagher and him absolutely not discovering the fountain of youth and then signing next offseason for $900K and murdering the Leafs all year.

[Mike - Impostor Syndrome Summer @MikeStatement]

You know it's a painful game when you can score runs on a GIDP and a sac fly IN THE SAME INNING