Michael Stephens

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@Rob_Shenanigans @DanielOyefusi They find new ways to test my loyalty every year.

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@Rob_Shenanigans It's a sad reminder of the heartbreak, so I understand where he is coming from. But there is nothing wrong with celebrating the players and their accomplishments.

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@Rob_Shenanigans That doesn't contradict what Berry said, though. Tate being in consideration for the 6th pick doesn't mean he was their top choice.

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@stevenkwanshat That's not his savant page, this is

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@Rob_Shenanigans That payroll is still very embarrassing. Imagine what could be accomplished with even league-average spending.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Conan O'Brien says he has "incredible empathy for people who have immigrated to another country" after traveling to Ireland and seeing his great-grandfather lived.

"I went back to Ireland and I [saw] a great genealogist who said, 'I found where your great-grandfather’s home was.' The home is gone, but he found the little spot where he lived, near the Galbally Mountains. He said, 'I’ll go there and show it to you,' and I said, 'We’ll do it on camera.'

"I was expecting to have these jokes loaded up; we had props and funny things we were going to do... But I got there, and I did not expect this because I'm not someone who wears my emotions on my sleeve, but I got emotional. It was very powerful.

"This was a very small plot of land. He was a tenant farmer, so it wasn't his. He didn't have money, and he needed to move on because it wasn't working; probably not enough to eat, couldn't sustain. So, he left and went to America, and here I am a couple of generations later.

"What's amazing to me is when you have that experience and you stand there, I have incredible empathy for people who have immigrated to another country. It takes an entire lifetime to go to a country where, often, people don't speak the language. They have to spend their entire lives just getting things started for the next generation; it's a whole lifetime that you're feeding into this process.

"I was just thinking about this guy, whom I'll never meet, who had to do that. I think I was overcome by the fact that there's a lot of sadness in that story, and in a lot of these stories. People leave not because they think, 'Hey, I just want to go have fun in America.' They leave because they have to."

(via Jimmy Kimmel Live)

[Kyle Gallner @KyleGallner]

The rule is you have to eat your yogurt with the smallest spoon you own. I don’t make the rules.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Still one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen in my life

[aeromoon 🩷🩵 @aeromoonYT]

Athletic

[Jakob Dillon @JDillonDoesIt]

Dr. Liberal

[Gavin Bena 🗳 @gavinbena]

we should construct a colossal obsidian sphere that emanates an ominous hum

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@KenCarman chocolate frosting w/ sprinkles

[I480BRIDGE @I480BRIDGE]

This was sensational @ZachLowe_NBA

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@TonyGrossi Maybe they realized it was a mistake to allow Shanahan to leave? Callahan was a special case because he wanted to coach with his son.

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@philsteele042 It worked! thank you

[Michael Stephens @MikeStephens3]

@Rob_Shenanigans They'll be fine.