M Stevens

Music: New album Sycamore Helicopters out now. Writing: Short stories in Honest Ulsterman & elsewhere

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

“Fresh” garlic has to be the biggest lie perpetuated by Dunnes Stores.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

@WFPHH1488 @WatermelonNopp @Anotherssomeone @patricej36 Here are some more words from Latin. Blow it out your ass, jerkoff.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

@SamBuntz @laxerra It became s we r all madd for the gargle

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

“Happy Christmas”, I wrapped it up and sent it, with a note saying “I love you”. I FUCKING MEANT IT RIGHT???

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

This is on tonight and features in its lineup a newly doctored of the academic type who passed his viva (congratulations Hugh).

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

We’re playing a gig on Saturday. Early gig! So head in for 7 and catch the opening bands - you won’t regret it.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

We’re playing a gig on Saturday. Early gig! So head in for 7 and catch the opening bands - you won’t regret it.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

Lots of exclamation points over on the old LinkedIn. It’s a punctuation party. Congregating like upside down skinheads, !!!!. More here 👉 !!!!! Like they’re the only ones invited. Don’t trust an exclamation point.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

@Will_Tanner_1 You not even Irish, prickhole. Shag off.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

@memorialdevice

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

Epstein list revealed:
Scalextric
Action Man Talking Commander
Xwing
One of those cubes
Selection Boxx
A surprise
No Mr potatoe hed stuf this time ok

[Far Out Magazine @FarOutMag]

The Stone Roses play 'Waterfall' live on The Other Side Of Midnight (1989). ⁠
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RIP Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield (1962 - 2025) 🕊️

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

If it’s an ROI versus Northern Ireland playoff: we unify as a single nation and qualify as IRELAND, forgo the match and all go to the pub instead. (And get England in the WC first round and beat them.)

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

This song by @ginnels is sad and clever. “I’ve stolen a chorus but who cares, nobody cares, life’s a piece of shit”. I care. I care Mark! Great song. https://t.co/o8qjwPa3Sg

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

We’re playing December 6 in Curveball. Be there or be L7. Tix n bio.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

These are for sale.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

Two tickets to Dirty Three in Vicar Street for sale, face value or less. Come and get 'em. https://t.co/p1BKTVIdvo #Twickets

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

Cunts

[Edward M. Druce @EdwardMDruce]

Joe Rogan to Elon: “AI music is disturbing because it’s my favorite music now. There are AI covers… they will blow your mind. This is my favorite thing to do to people.

This guy, if this were a real person, would be the #1 music artist in the world... The most soulful, potent voice… It’s going to blow you away.”

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

@Mick_O_Keeffe Yes it does. This is shite.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

@Mick_O_Keeffe I grew up in rural Mayo in the 1970s/80s and there were some lads from Pakistani living there. Your views don’t represent us.

[M Stevens @MikeStevens72]

@_motherslug Books in alphabetical order by author… respect.