MikeStoopsU-Haul

I am Mike Stoops' (un)official U-Haul, which will be used to haul his ass out of Norman, for good! Parody account, but a good one. You SUCK, Stoops!

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Now, what kind of way is THIS to treat your preferred method of household transport? Sheesh!!

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For clarity, are we calling @Lane_Kiffin a “hoe” or a “ho”? Is he a gardening tool or a slutty douchebag (or both)?

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@Abel_rojas_

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@RtothepowerofX @J6ssicaWatkins This is, quite literally, the dumbest fucking thing I have read on X. Ever. #AmazingLiar

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@GregAbbott_TX …and your primary goal is to destroy public education.

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@MavsPR @NicoHarrisonGM Only starting to follow Nico now, as he has to be the dumbest person on X. Has to be entertaining, right?

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@TMobileHelp Been on hold for ONE HOUR, simply trying to get a number ported to you. Absolutely ridiculous.

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@OUupdatedSB Completely agreed. Get lost, @soonerad!

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@DrPeterCoyote 1.5/10 troll effort.

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@pat4_c @gkketch There is, quite literally, nothing to like. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

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@gkketch You are an absolute f’ing moron. A very large one, at that. McDonald’s awaits.

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@CanadyNijaree @StanfordSball @TexasTechSB 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

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@gkketch You are so distracted by Ding Dongs and milkshakes that you are still falling for this joke? Dude.

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@quinnbear_ @Hayesfawcett3 @on3 You, and the 44 people who liked your tweet, are dumber than a box of f’ing rocks.

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@ParkerThune Look at me!! Look at me!!! 🤡

Carey is insufferable no doubt, but light years better than you. Light years.

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@BoardGeniuses Is this MBG’s #JumpTheShark moment?

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@CFBONFOX @RJ_Young

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@BaylorSoftball Soooooo intimidated.

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@cowgirlsb @okcommunitycu

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@barstoolsports

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@Starbucks The most hilarious aspect of you screwing your customers with your new reward tier changes: “…meet the evolving needs of our members”. Yes!! 😂😂😂 #hilarious #ReadTheRoom