Mike Stufano

Professional Hopscotch Player, UConn Alum

“I Won’t Smile, but I’ll Show You My Teeth”

Constantly wondering why men wear cologne to the gym.

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@Mike__McKenna

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@rogerclemens Does my Rocket Tribute 21 tattoo get me a follow?

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@Mudcat55 isn’t hunting for first hit in a no hitter an unwritten rule no-no?

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@TheLocalLegend 😂😂😂

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@imKingRyan saw your IG story. If you still need your car wrapped in San Diego, feel free to hit me up.

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@Mudcat55

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@RumorsandRants “An objectively bad thing for baseball” is when people start to believe that only the big market teams should have the superstars locked up to long term deals. #thankyoupadres

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@Decker6 Oh wow. “Definitely maybe” at the top of my bucket list for future concerts. Please happen.

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So the team that stayed home won the Super Bowl. How 2021 is that?!?!😏

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Me: Bradyn, number 12 is Tom Brady. He’s who you’re named after.

Bradyn: Who is number 15 on the Chiefs?

Me: Patrick Mahomes.

Bradyn: Ohhhh. He’s named after someone on Spongebob. 😂😂😂

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@Do_OrAddae37 36? Oh hell no. Show him your chain and get it back bro.

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Just a note from your Neighborly Lefthander... The next time a team knocks down Fernando Tatis with a inside fastball and our pitcher doesn’t knock somebody on there ass, I’m going ballistic. I’m tired of this shit. Respect...
He deserves it.

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@Mudcat55 Griffey Jr and ARod

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Never knew much about @MikeClevinger before he came to SD except that he always kicked ass for my fantasy teams. This guy has to be my favorite pickup for SD in years. @tonyhawk follows both of us. Now, if I could only get him to play tandem on THPS. 😳

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Well done. Well done.

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For Mo. 💜

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@RumorsandRants He came in and I immediately wondered why they didn’t leave Pomeranz in. Not reliable at all with less than four run lead. This is where Rosenthal would have kept the game tied.

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@Mudcat55 @DonOrsillo Padres grab Yonder Alonso, and Manny Machado goes on a tear. Coincidence? Preller magic.

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I’ve been rewatching The Shield and I don’t think I’ve ever disliked/rooted against a character in any series as much as Kavanaugh. Not even Joffrey. Great job by Forest Whitaker and @sutterink with character development.

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@Mudcat55 @DonOrsillo I think one thing lost on many people is that without the DH in the National League, we may not have been able to see Cronenworth shine this year.

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@blaqbadger14 I just hope the burn the bridge earlier than later. Better to get them on the other side of the river before they sink my boat, too.