Michael T. Scott

One of the five people on the planet that doesn't have a podcast.

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@gervaisclips This is my yearly tradition every awards season. I watch this instead of any award show.

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@joeramoni "Hey, Zimm don't ask for dick. Zimm tells you the way it is... or else."
"Or else what?"
"Or else use your fuckin' imagination!"

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@LBuckingham Big Love
Doing What I Can
Time Bomb Town

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Ages like a fine wine.

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the single greatest moment to have happened on live television

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@MJaMitchell @maco415 @theharryshearer 😂🤣

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@Mike_Ferrin If done right, the music played at his memorial service will be by Happy Kyne and the Mirth Makers.

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@danacarvey @Schwarzenegger @DavidSpade @Cadence13_ Arnold dropping names like Lucille Ball and Milton Berle as close ties? That was surprising, interesting stuff. Hard to believe he's nearly 80 and could still pull of that Hanz & Franz movie idea.

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@grickle Got instant "Buster Brown Dog" PTSD from that image.

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@Mike_Ferrin If they walk into a bar and there's not a camera there to spot them in the background, did they ever really walk into that bar?

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@PenYesac @J__tsunami lol no hitting = no reason to play the game

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@NYPost_Mets Well, Wally Backman seems like he could start his own cult with the blind devotion he seems to garner. These are the same people that would demand Lenny Dykstra be their personal CPA.

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@StellarYankee @Metsmerized Jesus, get past Wally Friggin' Backman. I'd suggest Gary Carter before him. Yes, even in his current state.

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@danacarvey @DavidSpade @Cadence13_ Part 1 is sweet and Part 2 was incredible with the guests and stories shared. Hader got in some really insightful questions that I'd have wanted to ask, myself. Thanks to everyone involved for doing this. Beautiful.

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@MississippiMets @garygold23 @AnthonyDiComo You didn't hear this from me: https://t.co/d6RuI7sHM2

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@_katiestebbins_ Uh-doh-bee.

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@the_ironsheik This is the wisdom we miss.

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@Kelsie_Heneghan Never lose faith. Baseball, uh, finds a way.

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@danacarvey @DavidSpade @AlecBaldwin @Cadence13_ The big news I got from this episode is that you guys are doing a tribute to Phil Hartman in the near future! Can't wait!

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@hopefulmetsfan @NYPost_Mets You must not have been around in 1993.

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@ChadBenz_ @Mets @baty_brett Calm down. The season's 18 days old.