Mike Sullivan

Dad Ltd. and contributor to the Charity Football Weekly podcast @CFWPod

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Patriotism is about loving your own country.

Nationalism is about hating all the others.

Don’t confuse the two.

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Twitter is dead. Find me on BlueSky at @miketheancient.bsky.social

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I suppose the only real take away that anyone can have from this is that America has, once again, elected someone as their leader who is British slang for a fart. #Trump2024

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That feeling you get when your trump becomes a follow-through.

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@msloobylou Farage still remains eminently punchable*.

(* This tweet does not endorse violence of any kind against duly elected representatives of the British Democratic system **)

(** Just in case Starmer is watching.)

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@msloobylou According to the news, one man has started a conga line.

More to follow.

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@msloobylou I've heard that cheesestrings are now going to contain small amounts of cheese.

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@Parody_PM If they cancel their Sky subscription then one of their kids might grow up to be Prime Minister one day.

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@NoContextBrits Erm… there’s a chippy in Caister-On-Sea called “Doggers Plaice”.

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@Michael15688963 If Kemi Badenoch was chosen to lead the Conservative Party into the next election then, under Parliamentary Rules, all Labour MPs would be required to declare it as a gift.

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@allanconnal @GBullstein @bphillipsonMP No difference to a bot :-D

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@msloobylou More on this at six.

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@ManifestoLies @terrychristian Tony Blair was running the government and civil service during Covid?

Cool story, tickbro.

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@msloobylou Well, it was a choice between boring and dull or being an obnoxious bell-end photographer. I don’t own a camera.

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If you see another article about Labour taking away winter fuel payments, just remember:

The Tories never gave pensioners money to help with their energy bills. The Tories gave money to the energy companies to help with their profits. The pensioners were only ever the middlemen.

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@inthecountry71 @clairebubblepop The Tories never gave your friend money for energy bills. They gave money to the energy companies. Your friend was just a middleman in the arrangement. Until you understand that, you don't understand the real problem that we're all facing.

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@alexphaea @TheWhiteRooms @juneslater17 @trussliz So much to unpick in that AI-generated comment. How many Englands are there a bank of? How can Marxism and feudalism co-exist as a coherent ethos rather than just as a word salad? Why hasn't the bot paid for a blue tick like the rest of them?

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@CreativeDeduct @trickygoose2 @MarinaPurkiss And you’ve just made the perfect point. The Tory party didn’t care what he did until he was finally called out on it. You have literally admitted that they had no morals when trying to hold on to power. Good riddance to them.

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@ian_veness @oldishbird1 @BexBitchley Who were shadow ministers until recently … and had to declare what the current ministers didn’t … even if they were both at the same event.

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@msloobylou The party may be over but the leftovers will remain fresh for quite some time.

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Gassy by Fanlight.