Mike

My goals in life: Be more negative....also cake.

[Mike @MikeThinksTV]

@NikeR1_Ru As someone who buys these on restock all the time and have noticed a 20% chance someone survives; I can confirm that you sir are in fact full gay.

[Mike @MikeThinksTV]

Is this real magic or science @BillNye ?!?!?!?! https://t.co/jDsHpEYyy1

[Mike @MikeThinksTV]

Hulk helps in the kitchen #hulksmash #theincrediblehulk #hulk… https://t.co/rdtopnYtvc

[Mike @MikeThinksTV]

Because doing anything half-assed isn't really doing it...#gymlife… https://t.co/azb07bXqFm

[Mike @MikeThinksTV]

Mike's thoughts: if I want to win more arguments I need to cut out women from all conversations from now on...

[Mike @MikeThinksTV]

My real life struggles...#couchlife #gymlife #needmotivation… https://t.co/MryScuBptA

[Mike @MikeThinksTV]

If there isn't a zombie apocalypse today I'm gonna be pissed. I hardly got any sleep last night I was so excited! lol #apocalypse #zombies