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[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

If it's a no-hitter, whatever. Yank him. Clayton Kershaw has thrown one.

But there have been more than 220,000 games in MLB history. There have been 23 perfect games.

Everything -- especially a pitch count of 80 -- is lining up to at least let Kershaw try. You cannot pull him.

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

I LOVE THIS MAN https://t.co/ozLcH7tcYU

[mars @marsjoint]

Aye man

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What a leader!

[Your Boy @MikeValenti9]

@ilikeboat Didn’t know you can fall when you’re already on the ground

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @paulpierce34 📞

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I am not a financial advisor. Don’t trust me. But $penn is on sale. Would I buy the dip and laugh and laugh and laugh? Yes. But what do I know 😏

[Your Boy @MikeValenti9]

@thickhomieloso @Brohooon @lildickytweets Mike stud! MGK too

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Instead of bailing out Robinhood for $3.2B, we could have given each American $1 million.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

When @AOC and @DonaldJTrumpJr are on the same side you know you fucked up @RobinhoodApp

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

It took less than a day for big tech, big government and the corporate media to spring into action and begin colluding to protect their hedge fund buddies on Wall Street. This is what a rigged system looks like, folks! #RobinHood #RedditArmy #GME #GMEtothemoon

[Long Island @longisland]

Thank you @stoolpresidente for helping small businesses on #LongIsland 🙏

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

Family at Thanksgiving Dinner: Why are you still single?

Me:

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Dan Rourke @DanAlanRourke]

So grateful this is the team I grew up watching https://t.co/Oc7mtvGocj

[Gleyber Torres @TorresGleyber]

It’s Time 🔥😤