Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody)

Are you looking for hot takes that may or may not be true? You’re in the right place.

Rock Chalk!

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

NEW: Sources say Eli Drinkwitz has decided Missouri will keep its Border War preparation strictly football-related after determining that studying the rivalry’s origins could create uncomfortable questions in the locker room.

The decision was described as “best for everyone.”

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@camwerner @canedeeman Appreciate it, Cam!

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

NEW:

Questions are surfacing among Mizzou’s African American players after watching the MU fanbase defend Quantrill and the Confederacy as Missouri prepares to line up against Kansas in the Border War.

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@canedeeman Just reporting the news buddy

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@clnuponaisle5 ?

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@IngloriousAnon

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

NEW: Sources say Eli Drinkwitz has decided Missouri will keep its Border War preparation strictly football-related after determining that studying the rivalry’s origins could create uncomfortable questions in the locker room.

The decision was described as “best for everyone.”

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@DesertDog2014 aint got no change sorry brotha

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@iyocanto23814 I’m just reporting the news, no clue what you’re rambling on about

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

This has to be your next move if you take time out of your day to write a post like this

[Will Tanner @Will_Tanner_1]

This sports team is supporting white genocide

John Brown was a murderous terrorist who aimed to turn Virginia into Haiti, unleashing pike armed slaves to spit women and children. Fortunately RE Lee and JEB Stuart stopped him

Never forget that this is what they desire

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

BREAKING: Researchers studying Missouri fans have announced they are ending the project early after reaching the same conclusion in every test:

They should kill themselves

Further study was deemed unnecessary.

[YBGChris🔺 @YBGChriss]

Happy kU week

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

REPORT: A KU insider has provided some clarity on the Isaiah Marshall decision.

Kansas started him because the coaching staff evaluated the quarterbacks and concluded Marshall was the best option.

Marshall completed 14/19 passes for 246 yards and 2 TDs in his first start

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@paulghaynes50 I’d like to think so

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

Kansas has 9 points through three drives against LIU.

That may look concerning against a team KU should physically overwhelm, but keeping the offense this inefficient gives future opponents almost nothing useful to scout. #KUfball #RockChalk

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@JohnCas48762330 Agree to disagree

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

DEVELOPING: Kansas unveiled a trick two-point conversion against LIU and it didn’t work.

I actually think this helps KU. Future opponents will now have to waste valuable preparation time defending a play that apparently isn’t very good. #KUfball #RockChalk

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

HOT SEAT MONITOR: Lance Leipold is 5-0 in season openers at Kansas.

A loss tonight against LIU would drop him to 5-1, his worst season-opening record at KU since arriving.

Questions from the fanbase would almost certainly surface. #KUfball #RockChalk

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@rwlang I’m just reporting the facts, Robert

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

DEVELOPING:

Lance Leipold has raised the internal importance level of the Missouri game. Early indications suggest Kansas plans to prepare extensively and would like to win. The rivalry continues to intensify. #KUfball #RockChalk

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@Rich33Atx Exactly!

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

NEW EXCLUSIVE:

One of my KU insiders just revealed Lance Leipold’s in-state recruiting strategy:

Let K-State offer Kansas prospects first and reveal its priorities.

Kansas now gets to recruit with that information.

SIGNIFICANT ADVANTAGE

Brilliant stuff from this KU Staff.

[Derek Young @DerekYoungKSO]

NEW: Collin Klein just put together the best recruiting class in modern K-State history, so what does 2028 look like? It starts at home.

The Wildcats have already offered 10 prospects in Kansas.

Intel: https://t.co/7TruLVVqCu

12 months for $30: https://t.co/gIpVcEc5He

[Mike Vernon, KU Sports Reporter (Parody) @MikeVernonn]

@wetbetnetwork I don’t think you understand