Mike Vesio

I think about the content I should be making while watching too much tv.

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Metal Sporks should not only be a more widely adopted utensil, but they should be considered a classy one at that.

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Is the new Ice Cube War of the Worlds movie actually just a transmission from 31/Atlas? If so those aliens really had a low budget.

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I’m not a bee keeper, but I bee keepin to myself.

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@CalRipkenJr @MLBNetwork @baseballhall My dad gave me 3 of the @wheaties boxes with you on the cover. Any way I can get those autographed? 👀

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@grok Who are the top 10 most famous people to ever visit my profile?

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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

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Happy Gilmore 2 was perfect. Well done, Jackass. @AdamSandler

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@Realrclark25 The MRI scene is wild 🤯

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@ThePoniExpress It’s so bad that it might be good

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If I’m fighting in the octagon I’m not wearing deodorant. I feel like that’s a situation where my natural stank would work to my advantage.

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@JoeStarkey1 Any1 else pumped for every outcome? Just watched Enigma on Netflix - Rodgers making a run would be a heck of a story. After everything Masons been through it would be amazing to see him have a STEELERS redemption story or if the Will Howard chants come true if that fails ok. 👍🏻

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@cooksings @Padres @MLB Hard to believe the Padres are the better team.

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@cooksings Exactly

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If the Pirates were ever good enough to be a contending team in the MLB it would really mess with the status quo here in Pittsburgh. They have to remain bad for the sake of consistency. #MLB

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@caitreich Because

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Sometimes you have to put down your phone and let yourself live in the moment in the evening and watch TV uninterrupted.

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@CalRipkenJr big fan. I have 3 @wheaties boxes my dad gave me with you on them from ‘96. Would love to have them autographed 💯

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Choosing who you’re going to put in your pinned text messages on your iPhone is like choosing who’s going to be in your top 8 on MySpace in 2006.

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Somebody tag @inventhelp

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It’s 2025 & we still don’t have a machine that washes both dishes & clothes at the same time. Very disappointing…