MikeVisco

Amateur sports commentator. Even more amateur joke writer.

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My 2-year old just asked if I wanted a red, blue, yellow, or pink bandaid. I said red. She told me, "No, you want pink." then proceeded to give me the blue one. Guess I don't have to worry about her gender identity.

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@barstoolsports Media desperately pushing for Giannis's departure then blaming Giannis when he doesn't leave is beyond annoying at this point.

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@TheDunkCentral The Bucks front office continually convinces Giannis Milwaukee's a competitive destination and all they get is 24th?

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@ESPNNBA @DGreen_14 Send Luka to Milwaukee and let's find out

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@rustyrockets Agenda is a virus that has consumed sympathy.

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@CAgovernor Imagine the state who taxes people if they breathe longer than 5 minutes within its borders saying it doesn't bend a knee to authoritarianism

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@RobSchneider Yeah, it's also being too cold all the time and, most importantly, not having or have had a cock.

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@DefiantLs He looks like he'd stick to a window well

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@Bucks Not to mention, Thanasis played 3 minutes and didn't foul anyone.

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@Monkenuggetfart @NBA At a funeral

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@DefiantLs With a face like that, I promise you men are lasting longer than 30 seconds.

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@Bucks @Kevinporterjr Starting to look like Giannis will have something to come back to

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@DefiantLs She looks like a crier. Her trying to bully anyone isn't getting far.

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@espn I like "whether" as if she signed up for drug testing just because she missed it.

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@RealSkipBayless

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@barstoolsports @stoolpresidente On the bright side, only Seahawks fans are going to remember this boring ass game

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@NFL All the fans toughing out watching this shit

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@NFL @NFLPlus I guess they got MVP right

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@PatMcAfeeShow Mark of a great Super Bowl

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@NFL @NFLPlus Can you all turn on a Super Bowl rewind? I don't want to watch this one anymore.