Mike Was

MTGO: yut0kun
Occasional commentary on MTG finance

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@aletoowelll To be clean this is a joke. Bloomberg terminals are cool but anyone who uses one is likely evil

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

Do not become a civil engineer

[Dandy @SmokingDandy]

@hollowmandrake Why wasn’t THIS the UB setting. Dune gets a handful of cards but STAR TREK gets a full set? Wtf is going on

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@anthograham @MangoJonesy Commander is the antithesis of the magic game design and rule system

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@wildstwawberry Im guessing the shirtless part is unrelated but I’d prefer if it didn’t have that either

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@Faj1791 Them playing Sosa in thier hotel room in polo shirts is corny

[👑 King Artie 👑 @Artie_Thinks]

"sorry honey, we're taking a huge hit to our retirement savings because the CEO got a cool leather jacket and thought he was Mr. Bitches"

[Pascal Maynard @PascalMaynard]

Fuck your Worlds fantasy rosters, I want a Polymarket on: "Will Magic get banned on Twitch for saying It's Naked Time too often"?

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@d00mwake Can’t believe it’s my second time this year looking up naked Kirk

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

His wife, his spy and his mistress all look different. He was canceled for loving all women and having a big heart #WokeKingJensen

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

Genuinely struggling to enjoy standard and mtg as a whole when half the playable cards are from outside ips… it’s one thing when it was vaugely named lotr cards or a fantasy setting but atp i cant stomach Michelangelo and Star Trek and marvel

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@pyrogoyf Judging is how we got into this mess in first place

[Nyx @pyrogoyf]

Is explaining simple magic rules to commander players as lucrative of a niche in magic content creation as it seems? I feel like the first person to explain what a replacement effect is would do gangbusters

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

imagine phlage + the naked time

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

imagine each time you had sex you took the stock market down 50 bps

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@CVBagel It’s okay maybe they could’ve gone to the Dearborn or flint campus

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@JohnathonPriest How do u cure cancer even it’s actually a ton of different things no? This is like where Biden said they were gonna cure cancer

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

@wildstwawberry Are u getting the time out glitch when u drag ur cards

[Mike Was @MikeWasThere]

Actually the equivalent would be one of ur peices of Monopoly money was creased

[Lottie 🫪🫧 @foiledtwice]

Controversial opinion it seems but if I bought a t shirt and it had a rip in it, but it was still wearable I’d want a refund or replacement