Mike Wombat

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[Mike Wombat @MikeWombat]

A spiderman MCU movie where MJ gets kidnapped by Hydra while "The KKK Took My Baby Away" plays.

Phone, save tweet to drafts.

[assley titsdale @asslytitsdale]

where’s the dating app for going on walks and making out

[David 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @discordspies]

Whatever planet this is on can I go there

[VigilanteArt @art_vigilante]

I have horrible news for you if you genuinely think this sport is respected outside of our community

[Ricky Saints @starkmanjones]

Please shut up

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Yes it will be used against me too

[Mike Wombat @MikeWombat]

@zerocontextAEW I'm not 100% sure, but i believe i cut off Primetime Elix Skipper leaving Bound for Glory in 2007.

He rolled down his window and shouted, " C'mon, man, Damn!"

[Mike Wombat @MikeWombat]

@lizzyflanagan The thought of a confused and terrified Mansoor clinging to the rope for dear life while the ref is just staring like, 'What do you want me to do?'

[Mike Wombat @MikeWombat]

@Kng0fTheN0rth I always thought their career would end with them taking in two runaways fron North Carolina and training them in secret to be the next great tag team that officially retires FTR.

Think that time is approaching.

[Mike Wombat @MikeWombat]

@Badtakejustin Really solid list. Only big omissions are Hail and Hell.

[dylan @narrenhut]

Fascinated by the notion of this being a regular thing one encounters at parties

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

They should invent someone who loves me so much

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Sometimes I feel like i dont deserve to find love until I get a car and a good salary and my own place and a perfect physique and a perfect face and hobbies and passions and ambitions

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about professional wrestling”

[casey at the bat🏀 @thebenchesclear]

the fun part about the course of the mlb season is that at least one of the teams that looks utterly lifeless right now is going to find a way to turn it around and make the playoffs. there’s always one, and it’s not gonna be the one you expect. it also isn’t going to be the mets

[Black Girl Wrestling @BlkGrlWrestling]

AEW is not the solution to everything in professional wrestling

[turbomander @turbomander]

Oh no! post contained an ENCOUNTER!
[FROG WIZARD LVL 8 | HP:150 | MP:350 | SPD: 5]
[FROG WIZARD] is readying a spell!

> ATTACK
> DEFEND
> MAGIC
> ITEM
> RUN

[turbomander @turbomander]

You open this post and find [GOLD COIN (5)] and [IRON DAGGER (1)]. You can find these items in your INVENTORY.

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

after every terrible big wwe show and/or horrifying scandal people on here plead to wwe fans to watch anything other than wwe. don’t BOTHER, they will NEVER do it because they are PHILISTINES. they don’t WANT to watch anything good. they LOVE SLOP

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

looks like another world class ppv main event from the world wrestling federation