Mike

I'm Mike. I write words. Sometimes those words even make sense.

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

@JensPenDen @parksandrec One of the all-time best TV moments.

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

It's fun to be writing with the best person in the world. Also to discover that my Twitter account still exists after several years. #amwriting #bestwifeever #AmIDoingThisRight

[Jenna Willett Weldon @JensPenDen]

@MikeWritesWords and I are crushing this whole collaboration writing thing. About 98% (40-ish chapters) of our YA novel has been plotted out! Soon, the real writing begins... *gulp* #husbandandwife #writingcommunity #writinglife #amwriting

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

@trsostrength Weldon's seminar asks: Who's your hero? #trwhatsyoursos

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

Duct tape is the best tool because it has many uses, it is super strong, and it can be used to make interesting clothing. #tweethisstatement

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

The perfect amount of peanut M & Ms to eat is 1,000.

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

Instructions For A Bad Day - Shane Koyczan http://t.co/kaoEJndS8W

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

Cool to see some real innovation coming out of Douglas County! Our libraries are reshaping the use of the ebook! http://t.co/OXn9Ne43SD

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

“@GeorgeTakei: Batman...or Catman?” Seems like something I'd do.

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

If I had a frosty for every time Wendy's forgot to give me my frosty, then I would have no reason to complain.

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

Batman or Batman not. There is no try.

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

Nothing Splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. #Barton

[Douglas Equils @Tesla_Prime]

Some guy found a Secret Dungeon through a secret door in the floor of his new apartment. How cool is that?! http://t.co/rTS3tOCrJV

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

Help me! A small child tricked me into buying snickerdoodles! #stupidfundraiser

[The Batman @God_Damn_Batman]

Ben Affleck officially cast as Batman in the Man of Steel sequel. For the first time in history, I kind of want Superman to win.

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

“@DenverComicCon: You are not your job.” Unless your job is "Batman."

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

YES. “@UNTRESOR: Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone.”

[Mike @MikeWritesWords]

Entire universes are brought forth into being and incinerated in the crucible of my mind as I stare blankly into the fridge... #WritersBlock

[Jamie Woodham @jwoodham]

Oh, you think Kobe is better than Michael Jordan? Tell me then, how many movies has Kobe made with Bugs Bunny? STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

“Hey Churro, get out here.
Remember that bread wand you came up with when you were drunk?
Well, Americans are eating them!”

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

Twilight is the literary World War I: you thought this was as bad as it could get, but then WWII/Fifty Shades happened.