Mfumu Mswati🇲🇼

Est1964

Burning Diesel full time.

[Mfumu Mswati🇲🇼 @MikeZombie6]

For hire.. let me be your Sand, Bricks and Quarry plug
Blantyre
Call: 0990458556 / 0888768537

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@Hopemalopa Nkhata bay road

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@richkapotie @PempheroMphande Explain. Chatalikisa tiwelenga mawa

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@FabrizioRomano Brick by brick

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@MosesMthawanji Anthu mumadikila salary kodi?

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath, he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later."

The nun agreed.

A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied,
"He went that way."

After the Military Police ran off,
the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough, sister.
You see, I don't want to go to war in Iran."

The nun said,
"I understand completely."

The soldier added,
"I hope I'm not being rude,
but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied,
"If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls...
I don't want to go to Iran either!"

[Mfumu Mswati🇲🇼 @MikeZombie6]

@Yoboysipho 😅😅

[A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 @AlipoAndrewsII]

Wa Banja sitifunsila. Mumangoyamba kuseketsana mpaka Ukwati.

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@malinga_joe @Opehyehmmi Mmh ine ati

[Mfumu Mswati🇲🇼 @MikeZombie6]

Hey, que pasa, mi amigo
Ay, tranquilo
Plata O Plomo?

[Mfumu Mswati🇲🇼 @MikeZombie6]

@Natta76611340 It's 2am. How's it going?

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

Malawi is credited for producing world class cannabis.

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@DailyLoud Duty called

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Thought I was doing fine then I saw this tweet. smh FKT I'll cry next year

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling. I just wanna ask you. Are you okay? 🥺 What is bothering you?

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling. I just wanna ask you. Are you okay? 🥺 What is bothering you?

[Mfumu Mswati🇲🇼 @MikeZombie6]

@DaRealJetBlack @imxxxdark @imxxxdark the G🐐T

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@BellaBaddie__ Renegade Jay z ft Eminem

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@Theonenameddamn That's GOAT body baby

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@malinga_joe @Ms_Logical Chisoni truck driver nayeso