Mike Zwez

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@EricSatre Its something to aspire to

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Is maple syrup a vegetable?

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@reverbqueen You make music?

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Does anybody here speak dog I need a translation please

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@_ccinderella_ I mean yeah by definition that’s what it is

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Attack on Titan but it’s just Saturn’s bitch ass moon getting what it deserves

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Things that keep me up at night: There are npc trainers in Pokemon that have literal psychic abilities but nobody seems to acknowledge it or care. are they part Pokemon? Does everyone have these powers? Why do they need Pokemon they could just kick my ass and take my money

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I have grown tired of my meat flesh so I have decided to transcend my consciousness to the 14th dimension. If you need to contact me I believe that ritual sacrifice will reach me there.

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Breaking News: I am a banana

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You’re right Jim that’s why after WW2 we baked all the nazis cupcakes

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“Unity and healing” doesn’t happen with cancel culture and impeachment.

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Are there any countries that are accepting an unemployed American immigrant that still lives with their parents? Asking for me

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Every single terrorist that stormed the capitol today should be charged with treason and never see the light of day again

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One day my birthday is going to be on https://t.co/8pptMiGHSE and the world will know I’ve made it

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Happy Festivus for the rest of us everyone

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@reverbqueen Busch Light

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One day Taio Cruz will return and the horns will sound and the world will know that Ragnarok has begun

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Go cry about it on your exercise bike you coward

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I have a problem with the Harry Potter universe. I think that wizards should be as buff as they are magically powerful so we can tell how badass they are. For instance Dumbledore should look like this

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@walker_emma_ 15

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Came back bees too big

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After long consideration I have decided to move to the future year 2738 to become the synth punk cyber bartender that I was born to become Good luck to all of you as you continue to live in 2020 I will remember you fondly