Vitamin D'Fishent

I'm going through a hard time so let me be a bitch

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

Guys its been a hell of a day can i pls have a few minecraft diamonds a west ham win and a blowjob compensation

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

@chesterzoo Akaming.
The fossaa
The fossa akaming

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

You dont need to pee but youneed some time away
QUICK MAKE THE SIGNAL

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

Start calling people from lancashire lanky, people from manchester manky and keep calling londoners posh twats

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

What jagrrmeister is evolving
Its fireball

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

Lets get absolutlry bellended

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

I hope people know that 3 times a day, i open my phone to find my butt has opened twitter, ig, whatsapp, fruit merge amd settings. So basically its not me its my butt

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

I too hate community spirit

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

Girlfriend doesnt like the mullet. Looking for new girlfriend

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

It's his white genes

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

already done with christmas, in it for the darts now

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

sloths are not cool because they are slow!
sloths are cool because they are upside down

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

Other great apes couldn't make fire because they're too fluffy and therefore flammable.
I have no science or historical knowledge here but I do have a pretty strong hunch

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

On the vegan/vegetarian/meant eater scale I am non binary

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

It's crazy how violent and in your face threatening, argy Bargy football communities are. Skateboarders are always friendly:) unless they skate London

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

@zsllondonzoo I think you mean pooseum

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

Land an NBD, never been done
Flip off everyone at the park and roll a big one

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

little jail over the cheese in tesco #cozzielivs

[Vitamin D'Fishent @Mike_DFish]

Atm I'm embarrassed to be a brit, embarrassed to be cis, but proud of that tré flip on the hip