Mike Epps

Black Doug | Certified ball knower | Lover of Boobs

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

Get the fuck out of the truck #meats

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

@ThrillaRilla369 VERBAGE instead of Verbiage

It’s not even a word.

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

Miami, I am inside you #LANK

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

@ChipotleTweets just had a terrible interaction. I got this promo. Went through, made my double bowl, and went to register. Employee said the system wasn’t taking promos, and to come back another day. The promo expires today. They angrily refused to honor it, so I walked out. 👎

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

@_NickMarino1 @AquinasRaiders @TylerISD_Ath 💯

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

I, Mike Epps, officially declare my NBA fandom to the Seattle SuperSonics.

Look forward to pulling up this receipt when we take home ole Larry O’. That is all.

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

@Delta why in the world would you move a flight UP 5 minutes when you know passengers are coming from delayed connections? Just sprinted through 2 ATL terminals now I’m drenched #smh

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

@theLawFurm I got a notification for this. Worth it

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@andrewschulz what happened last night man 8:45 macdougal show

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

Fuck you Kevin Willard! #scumbag

[Colin @Smittee]

Ahmad Bradshaw TRUCKING Rodney Poole to put the Giants up 17-7 on Christmas Eve

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

People in New York are so dumb. 2 identical busses are lined up, and all of them get on the first. I’m now solo riding the SBS all da way downtown #brain

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

@MBTA_CR Why did the 8:55 from SS to Providence stop so many times? Just pulled in 20 minutes late

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

@SpiritAirlines what the fuck is going on with flight NK402. Been holding us on this plane for 2.5 hours. Fix this now

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

Make it make sense!

I just want a girl man… #lookingforlove

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

Fuck you I hate you

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Giants released Jude McAtamney, as @rydunleavy reported. McAtamney became the only kicker in the last 40 years to miss two extra points — neither of which were blocked — in a game his team lost by one point.

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

@MLB I hate you

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

Praying for a 5’4 brunette with freckles on this fine Sunday afternoon #church

[Mike Epps @Mike_Epps4]

Buisness is booming 📞 #callgod