Mike Fahey

Passionate about music, football, wrestling, gaming and drinking...

[Billy @_billyreid]

TV moment of the year already

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Ross Kemp #CelebrityTraitors

[Mike Fahey @Mike_Fahey]

@Criminal__x Lavezzi for obvious reasons 😍

[United Arts 🔴⚪️⚫️ @UtdArts1]

People who sat in their stadium wearing their shirt didn’t know who the F they were.

And their fans think the Premier League will collapse if they’re relegated 👍

“Go Manchester United!”

[Mike Fahey @Mike_Fahey]

@Cunha__utd Cavani
Varane
Herrera

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

minnie when mickey sticks the tip in

[Joshua @jtok93]

City’s titles

[Shithousery HQ @ShithouseryHQ]

🚨 Everton were deducted 6 points for one breach.

Manchester City have been found guilty of 114.

That's 684 points.

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

Send this to every Man City fan you know.

#115

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Michael Carrick in comparison to Pep, Arteta, and Kloop for points won in first 22 games in charge!

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Manchester United signed Rasmus Hojlund (£72m) as our sole striker in 2023

After selling him, Benjamin Sesko (£73m) was signed to replace him, as our sole striker

Neither had another striker to work with

We have an injured striker and no alternative

GROSS mismanagement, again

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

October next week and it’s still shorts and t-shirt weather in England

[OofmanUtd20🇮🇪 @OofUtd20]

This is very fuckin scary to me

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨🗣 Joleon Lescott on JJ Gabriel:

No 15 year old, I don't care who you are, should be physically ready for elite football, Rooney was the closest and he was 16.

[@RioMeets]

[E @utd_Eman]

Last season was so much fun

[Mark Robinson @mark_robinson_]

As per my post yesterday where I said United deserved to be 4th, this backs up my theory.

#MUFC #ManUtd

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

🚨 Never forget just how UNBELIEVABLE Bruno Fernandes was last season. 🤯

One of the best individual seasons we’ve seen from a Manchester United player in years.

And somehow… his contract situation is STILL unresolved. 👀 #mufc

[Soloball🇵🇹 @OginiSolomon]

Now that Amad will potentially be back in full training and available for the first team after the international break, Michael Carrick needs to understand something.

STOP COMPLICATING THIS TEAM.

The left-wing options should be Matheus Cunha and Marcus Rashford.

Nobody else.

If Cunha isn't playing on the left wing, he should be on the bench. It's that simple.

Left wing: Cunha or Rashford.

The striker options should be Benjamin Šeško and Bryan Mbeumo.

If Šeško isn't available, Mbeumo starts up front.

Zirkzee should only play as the central forward if both Šeško and Mbeumo are unavailable.

Then there's the right wing.

Amad Diallo starts.

If Amad isn't available, Shea Lacey starts.

And please, stop playing Mbeumo on the right wing.

That's not his game.

Mbeumo isn't a traditional wide forward. He's an inside forward who naturally drifts into central areas and operates between the lines, almost like a false nine.

So why keep forcing him out wide?

The options are ridiculously simple:

LW: Rashford / Cunha
ST: Šeško / Mbeumo
RW: Amad / Lacey

That's it.

Michael Carrick needs to stop making this Manchester United team look more complicated than it actually is.

Stop complicating things for Manchester United. Stop complicating things for yourself.

[Carrillo Of Manchester 🔴🔱 @carrillo69_]

“Ruben Amorim was a better coach for Manchester United than Carrick will ever be”

🔴 RUBEN AMORIM
63 games - 24W, 18D, 21L
Win rate: 38.1%
Goals: 103 scored, 95 conceded

Premier League: 47 games
15W - 13D - 19L
66 goals scored - 72 conceded
Worse finish: 15th place

🔴 MICHAEL CARRICK
Current spell: 24 games
14W - 5D - 5L
Win rate: 58.3%

Premier League: 21 games
13W - 4D - 4L

Worse finish: 3rd

Incase you want Carrick total spell as manager :
27 matches
16 wins
6 draws
5 defeats
59.3% win rate
53 goals scored
32 conceded
+21 goal difference

[Dominic King @DKingTelegraph]

The focus on Michael Carrick is absurd. Three of Man Utd’s starting back four at Craven Cottage started the 7-0 defeat at Anfield in March 2023, when they conceded 4 goals in 22 minutes at one point. This is institutional failure, not on one man.