Michael G Howard

I'm just a figment of my imagination-MGH

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

A VERY DEFRANCO CHRISTMAS: http://t.co/2IkIFipUuT #DeFrancoClaus Phil=Santa Claus boom!

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

#homeland makes me want to see a show about an innocent Persian pow living in Guantanamo for 8 years with dick Cheney as the villian

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Oh, this is a thing.

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Did you choose to keep the baby because you're stupid or because you're stupid AND religious?

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

People my age having children is disgusting. It makes me sick, I'm going to puke all over your ugly baby's head, sir.

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

@hulu, only good ad you've ever shown me #douchebags #fuckads http://t.co/46dJxurk

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Jurrassic park

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

You're crazy! Thanks.

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

I know she likes a lot of people, but she totally likes my ding ding so....

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

I get chills when I hear about violence.

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

39 Celsius in this kitchen wtf

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

that girl is sexy and cool! I would totally jizz all over her breastesses

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Getting an electro facial from tom in Portland @ceephax #god

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

@Bill_Nye_tho

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Last time I checked, fat girls had vaginas too. Beggers can't be choosers #wingman

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Whatever I've owed myself plenty of times

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Alright Its the time of the night where the girls start to strip . #humpwednesday

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Are you doing that thing where you move your ass around? I've seen strippers do that a lot

[Michael G Howard @Mike_G_Howard]

Bring the green, stroke the bean