Mike Heffernan

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@CostaCoconuts Cockfosters to Amsterdam. Was told it would be eight hours and the fucking lied.

It turned out to be 28 hours with one stop and no working toilet on board.

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@officialcharts Not a single one of those.

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@Dickwith2dogs Not literally, mind.

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@Dickwith2dogs Fuck 'em.

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@ungawa_chairman @JasonKingHQ I do remember reading that he had a tough paper round and looked much older than he was...

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@JasonKingHQ @ungawa_chairman Stoppit!

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@RishiSunak How many times did you do it?

Dickhead.

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@ungawa_chairman @JasonKingHQ Oh Christ! 😂

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@BBCSport This is not big news.

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@SkewSmug She is pure, distilled conservatism. Or whomever is pulling her strings are.

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@MrRaditch @NoContextBrits Yes, this has been noted thanks.

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@LlamaBusiness @BernardLewis8 Same here.

It's absolutely glorious television.

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@karenmogwai 😂😂

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@karenmogwai We released him.

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@dougiebrimson The mind of a genius is at play here, clearly I have no option other than to beat a hasty retreat with both my tail and my ego between my legs.

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@eddie19666 @StanCollymore True, but one needn't run in tandem with the other.

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@CountMoriarty That is a great shot mate.

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@Britpopmemories The Verve would be off the fucking scale.

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@kalakiposgirl @NoContextBrits Oh yes!

Well, I save them in that case. Cheers!