Micahel Lisa

Varsity Powercleaner

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Sir….the Japanese World Cup tourists discovered Texas Roadhouse and are calling it the "best cost-performance steak"

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Autosport @autosport]

Petition to have Tuk-Tuk racing replace Sprint racing every weekend from now on 😅

#ThaiGP

[N I T R A N E @_DjNitrane]

NBA just gave us 15 minutes of Ludacris instrumentals. 😭😭😭

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Stuck meow

[Gringa🦒 @Adgringa]

@InternetH0F

[DrewFrog @DrewFrogger]

the dog is the only one who seems to know that’s a fuckin bobcat

[santiago @santet4s]

Franco Colapinto en la carrera de mañana:

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Formula 1 driver Valtteri Bottas decided to do an Ironman (at home) during his off week.

• 11 hours
• 7,000 calories burned

He did the swim portion in his pool and then used a peloton and indoor treadmill for the bike and run.

What a madman.

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

he thought his dog was stupid but it just speaks spanish😭

[Byte Sized Hero @dealsbytai]

@s8n From grand pianos to grand prix, Yamaha’s got you covered.

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

John Mayer joins @zachlanebryan for “Revival” during night three in L.A.

(🎥: zachbryanarchive)

[Micahel Lisa @Mike_Lisa]

@PicturesFoIder @cheeblekirsch

[tami. @Vetteleclerc]

Iconic.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Nobody:

Peter Griffin on a random Thursday:

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The dogs reaction to a day trip…

Sound on

📹 shnootle.hound
https://t.co/4jtFaEtjIe

[Shane B @strait_vibinn]

When the first sip of Modelo hits your lips

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jerry Jones to Mike McCarthy in about 25 minutes

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.