Mike Locascio

I like some of the Gaga songs, what the fuck does she know about cameras 11.13.14 RIP DAD❤️

[Tin Cup Tarleton @tincuptarleton]

A dude that quite literally juked me out of my cleats in HS just got arrested for a DUI in Oregon. Sources tell me I’m up on the series.

[zay @freezaysworstt]

dont get in my car looking both ways nigga i got dis

[garuka @ilygaruka]

punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak

[garshmo @garshmo]

I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver

[Chester Shots @ChesterShots]

Forever him.

[a ☆ @lqbyrinths]

when i’m listening to music on the train/in public and i make the album cover on my phone big so people can see what i’m listening to

[Christian Williams @CWilliamsNFL]

Every year, I try to watch 32 horror films before October 31st. I’m kicking off those efforts tonight with Browns vs. Steelers.

[🧣 @notokiki]

“y’all are wanting spider-man but walk past peter parker everyday”

[Chi Sparty @chitownspartan1]

First thing I see when I open Reels this morning

[da yetti ban @allhellfonce]

Went on a date and her fav artist was r Kelly faboulos kid cudi and jadakiss I almost called da police

[TonyDevs @Okeha1810]

this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[Snoopy @0x_Snoopy]

we go jim

[Complex @Complex]

Chris Hansen recreates Robert Pattinson’s viral kitchen meme

‘Robert Pattinson is portraying me in the new movie ‘Primetime’. Two can play at that game.’

[Kickoff Von Tees @JoshRJohns16]

Those who want respect, give respect🫡

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

You live in Texas? With the chainsaw massacres?

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

Guy at the gym today was unironically yelling out Thanos quotes whilst working out… As in he audibly said “Dread it… Run from it… Destiny arrives all the same.”

Me and a random other guy made eye contact and almost burst out laughing 😭

[Chroma @Chromastone10]

Me on the 21st night of September