Mike McMeans

My expert hands make words strong and meatballs tasty. Retweets = boredom. Very occasionally funny.

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@bhhardin You know that also works the other way right? Be careful...take the top bun off a hulaburger = pineapple on pizza.

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@jonnywakefield

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@jonnywakefield The question is, now that you have it, is it a good or bad thing?

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The @nationalpost liveblog version of "Are you ready kids? I can't hear you!" #macdebate

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@tomgara I think 'unlimited' meant parents could go back and forth from work. Because they don't need a whole year off. That's silly.

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Today, somewhere along Canada's 5,000-mile glass border. https://t.co/lij87jckJ9

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@jengerson You need business cards with that job title...please do that. Please.

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@jonnywakefield A thousand Fieri suns. http://t.co/PTNXfXwKSD

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I've only been away from Twitter for three days. How did Twitter debating get dumber in three days? https://t.co/DvodW6O0z7

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You stick it to that wicked Prime Minister for saying that people were swarming over Calais. Fight the power. https://t.co/kpqzCAoruB

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@thisiskis Oh yes, well purple whale then. Also ronpaulitshappening.

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@thisiskis Sorry I fail at emoji...what is the purple whale saying?

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@jengerson Hey Jen, still OK for me to use #TheRealHousewifeofOttawa ?

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@fsjchic Disagree. Tact is what is lacking from the city, and info (even good info, which I believe this is not) does not invalidate tact.

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@thisiskis Yay! That sounds like an excellent solution to your problem. P.S. Cel-Ray is AMAZING.

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@thisiskis 1. Cel-Ray is lovely. 2. I've heard the words "it's good" pass your lips about it. 3. Don't try to deny any of this.

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@thisiskis What? Are you trying to outbizarre me? Use words, Twitter bot.

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@thisiskis Your bed egg thoughts just reminded me, bizarrely, that this is NY and I can pick up Cel-Ray. So thanks.

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@thisiskis Oh no! Putting aside the four supermarkets and three bodegas in a five-minute radius, what's an egg lover to do?

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@fsjchic Sometimes the best thing or the right thing to say is nothing. This strikes me very clearly as one of those times. 2/2

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@fsjchic But seriously, I don't believe either the peer group or the platform is appropriate for the debate the city is trying to start. 1/2