Creepy Clark

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Mia Malkova reveals the celebrity actor she was obsessed with growing up who couldn’t get a BONER when they finally met

"Yeah, so obviously I'm not gonna mention names, but there was an actor who I was obsessed with growing up."
"He was like probably my top five."

"And I've masturbated to him many, many, many times growing up 'cause I was, like, I've always been a masturbator."
"But I had, you know, been going through my Twitter and looking at the verified people who follow me, and I noticed that he followed me, so I was like, 'Holy shit...' And I ended up going to the DMs, and he was a really big fan, and he wanted to meet up."
"And he was so cute, and we got along really, really well."

"But he was really tired... He was actually really shy and nervous, and he couldn't get it up."
"And so like, nothing really ended up happening, and I slept over, and like, we still had like a great time, but I never heard from him again... I still wanted to fuck him and try again, 'cause like, I really wanted to like seal it. I just didn't feel like I should be the one to reach out first, considering the situation, and he just never reached out to me again, so I just missed out on that opportunity."

"He was definitely tired. But nervous too. He was one hundred percent nervous."

"I think some people, it really is like a big deal, like with a porn star, because they expect us to be like really experienced and we're like worried that they have to perform to some impossible standard."

"I get it, like, it doesn't bother me because it's a human body. Like, women, we're easy, we can fake it, we can use lube. Like, a guy can't fake it."

"If he's not feeling well, if he's tired, if he gets like too inside of his head, then, you know, it really does happen. I'm very understanding......."

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@ggreenwald Leopards bit off my face.. Why would these leopards do this?

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I’ve downed a case of beer and I’m still not making Elon levels of dumb mistakes. Here goes the next case

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Buckle up

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@bheffernan How’s that Big Mac taste?

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@DClones58 Go get it

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Free Cade Mcnamara! Dudes labeled as the scapegoat and he ain't it back me up @ChrisSturgill12

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Kirby Smart is a bitch who talks nice after he wins and throws fits when he loses. Dork

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That tubby fuck Kirby Smart needs to get his ass on the sidelines

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The Ohio State secondary is grabbing more than @ChrisSturgill12 at a strip club

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Nevermind I'm an idiot yet again

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Game on the line there's no way I'm sending Sir Atticus Sappington Lord of Everton Manor Lord of North Westsisire ass out there

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@_willcompton @MattNemitz vs an old dude on the flight back from SF

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Vince McMahon is the Kissinger of wrestling and hulk Hogan is the Judas

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Steve Alibini is the Steve Wozniak of production

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Peak Lomachenko was elite

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@Caol_MacCormaic It was coming all along.. "wait what if I could get all these subscriptions for 1 price" oh wow great idea

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@IowaBoP Kirk on mic = 🔥

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@EliotClough @UpAndAdamsShow @cdejean23 @CaitlinClark22 @IowaAwesome @YahooSports Dude played 2A iowa basketball. He's an athlete but she's draining 3's while he's driving for dunks

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Also @ChrisSturgill12 would be my top reference

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@SullivanSupply please let me run your account. I can take you to the next level. Just ask these guys @bheffernan @MattNemitz @WSchaben I'm a great dude who never drunkenly tweets problematic things... Waiting for your call -sent from my bottle of whiskey