Michael

fuck around and find out

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Cub’s great escape instantly canceled by Mum

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

My cat when I throw her a lil chicken from my plate

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

Hey @google it’s time to pay what you owe. And while you’re at it, change the name to chrome-CRAP because that’s what it is. The only thing you’ll be casting is money from your bank into my pocketbook, and you’ll be thanking me. Count on it. $GOOG #stockmarketscrash #thieves

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

Hey @Google if you really understood my frustration you would have sent me what you fucking owe. Tick tock the clock is ticking. It’s time to pay up #plannedobsolescence #intentional #ChromecastDown #predatorycompany #dogwater #scoundrels #thieves #google $GOOG #stockmarketcrash

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

@madebygoogle @madebygoogle @Google where’s my money? #forkitup #ChromecastOutage #chromecast #stockmarketcrash $GOOG 📉💩🚽 #untrustworthy #liars #thieves #plannedobsolescence #demons #scammers Where is it? #wheresmymoney #itsmymoneyandineeditnow #payup #accountspayable

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

Hey @Google since you intentionally bricked #Chromecast, I now own a superior Roku. You WILL pay me. As for your sorry excuse of a brick dangling from my TV, it’s going to receive the sweet caress of my 30-06 when I shoot it like a dog #restinpiss #wontbemissed

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

@Google this line of questioning will continue until I receive my money or get a working #chromecast device. $GOOG 📉💩🚽 #inthemud #dogwater #horsewater #chickenshit #cowards #liars #demons #pirates

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

Hey @Google where’s my money? You fix #chromecast yet? #dogwater #thieves #liars #demons #stockmarketcrash $GOOG #plannedobsolescence #predatorybusiness #hallofshame #shameonyou #payup #wheresmymoney #ChromecastDown #ChromecastOutage

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

Hey @google I got a riddle for you: what rhymes with poogle and owes me my fucking money back? Hint: it’s you #google #chromecast #ChromecastDown #dogwater #thieves #liars #demons

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

Hey @Google fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, a fooled man can’t get fooled again. #chromecast #ChromecastOutage #dogwater #stockmarketcrash #inthemud #payup

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

Hey @Google still waiting for my fucking money. Unbrick my chromecast or pay up. #chromecast #ChromecastDown #ChromecastOutage #dogwater #liars #thieves

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

Hey @google where’s my money? I bought a chromecast not a paperweight #chromecast #ChromecastOutage #ChromecastDown #dogwater

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

@AidenChang_11 They are destroying their own community… but at least they have their precious little egos! It disgusts me to see grown adults act this petty when it’s kids in their own community paying the price. When you lose at blackjack, you don’t go and shoot the dealer. Reprehensible.

[ohlode @ohlode]

This is the job I’m supposed to have. Killing a fake snake in front of monkeys and then becoming their hero.

[uwo's lab | the funny science man @uwutoowo1]

I built a robot that lets twitch chat fry rice and they broke my fucking stove

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

All of the animals have been acting strange since this lion came to town. I heard dogs barking that I never knew lived by me. My cat has been on edge. Haven’t seen a squirrel all day.

[13 WREX @13WREX]

CAUGHT: A mountain lion that roamed residential neighborhoods in Springfield was sedated Friday and taken to an Indiana sanctuary that houses big cats, the Illinois Department of Natural Resources said.

READ MORE: https://t.co/Kj4Emndf90

[Michael @Mike_Oso_]

People love to complain about how bad things are now, but it turns out we have it pretty good. Also considering that cars don’t spray lead particulates into the air anymore, I’d take living in the 21st century any day.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Do the Math:

1962
Gas: 30-cents/gal
Med. household income $6,000
Mileage: 14 mpg
Dist. per 1/1,000 of income: 280 mi

2022
Gas: $5.00/gal
Med. household income $75,000
Mileage: 25 mpg
Dist. per 1/1,000 of income: 375 mi

We travel father today on earned money than 60 yrs ago.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

🤔🤔🤔

[Cody @new_orleansjazz]

Ummmm.