Mike

SC:mike_sly You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Shooters Shoot

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

If you can't dazzle someone with brilliance, might as well baffle them with bullshit... #sundaysermon

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@DanAsInDaniel @JohnDeere They could have at least spelled your last name right

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@OldRowOfficial Waiting for******

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@OldRowOfficial Guy in the white has been wait from this moment his whole life

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@DanAsInDaniel You know what he likes about college girls?

He keeps getting older and they stay the saaammeee aggeee

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@OhlendorfJordan Hang in there big dog. I gotta have ya to sit at kitchen table with me and @JSIS21

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@hunter_vesper LOL thought this exact same thing but didn’t have the 🥜 to tweet it 😂😂

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@DanAsInDaniel @NFL My personal fav “THE Ohio state university”

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@DanAsInDaniel No sir. I am on lock and dam duty haha

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@OhlendorfJordan This was somewhere in the middle

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@MarcBirk Lol second time I’ve been tagged in this within 10 mins. Misen well

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@DanAsInDaniel I appreciate the barge shout out

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@DanAsInDaniel That bastard from last year left ya? Ungrateful kids 🙄

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

Nicotine and energy drinks is the only way I’m living past 40

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@BaileySchmidt12 Team USA

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

Yesterday I finally got a photo ID with the mullet in peak form. Couldn’t be more proud of myself

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

Burt Reynold’s Trans Am> Knight Rider’s Trans Am

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

You and me both bud

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Hey @MorganWallen, can we put this on a t-shirt?

https://t.co/iL3G72KpzG

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@BaileySchmidt12 Or a sheet

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

Garage fridge beer always colder

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

@BaileySchmidt12 Toaster strudel shortage

[Mike @Mike_Pratt94]

Quarantine hits little different for each person