Michael Salmons

Slightly opinionated.

[Michael Salmons @Mike_Samo85]

#GrowingUpWithMyName
1) St. Michael Killed dragons
2) Gets a shout out in the bible
3) I can take it or leave it, it's Michael.

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Join me in Dragon Era!
Come play and try to beat my level!
https://t.co/8EmX07KhG5

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The Lord of the rings the two towers on
Audio book by Stephen hawking #MakeAMovieSlower

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Limited #MakeAMovieSlower

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Independence month #MakeAMovieSlower

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Might b a report (minority for dummies :-) )
#MakeAMovieSlower

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50 frames a day #MakeAMovieSlower

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@AlexisMonroexxx @blocko1983 tasty

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@therealzoeyxo @jessejane Peng

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@AdVenture_CapHH free stuff

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@_Kate_chapman No they'd be as surprised as earth and heart.

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#TransformationStreet
So this isn't a diy show?

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@patsimcg Zebra

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#WickerMan
I'll leave it for the first week, you lot can go ahead. #breakaleg

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#DancingOnIce
Is still going.

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#TurnAnythingAmericanBritish
Maid in Dagenham

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#BadIdeaIn5Words
Following the footsteps of adolf.

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#BadIdeaIn5Words
Just caught Zika and AIDS

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#OceanicPickupLines
Hey girls you here for the water themed pickup lines or the free willy?

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#OceanicPickupLines
Moby dick vs The Kraken
Not really a pick up line, more of the name of our first video.

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#OceanicPickupLines
You get any colder girl, I'll have to go down like the titanic.