Michael

[river moon @kissmeriver]

bitch what the fuck

[AB @AB84]

Faggot of the Day

[Garrett Savage @GarrettWSavage]

I thought Shane Gillis killed his monologue at the ESPYs. And he capped it off with a tribute to Norm Macdonald

[Garrett Savage @GarrettWSavage]

The jokes Shane Gillis made about Shedeur Sanders and Caitlin Clark at the ESPYs was solid gold

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: An entire urban neighborhood is reporting that they are witnessing a UFO in 4k as a massive light can be seen beaming down from a flying saucer.

[ESPN @espn]

Tyrese Haliburton went down with an injury in Game 7.

[Tedd Buddwell 🏀🏈 @TedBuddy8]

Nooooooo Haliburton tore his Achilles

[BronMuse @BronMuse]

Left is Year 22 LeBron. Right is Year 14 Jordan.

24.5 PPG 22.9 PPG
9.0 APG 5.2 APG
7.8 RPG 5.7 RPG
0.9 SPG 1.4 SPG
52/39/77% 41/19/79%
60.5 TS% 46.8 TS%

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Holy sh*t, he wasn't joking.

Trump just called for Congress to abolish the income tax.

This is HUGE

[somewhat warm soup @moderatelywarm]

@LeadingReport He left no crumbs in that interview!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: President Trump just signed a flurry of Executive Orders publicly at the Capital One Area including:

-Recision of 78 Biden Era Executive Orders
-Freeze federal regulations
-Freeze on federal hiring
-Federal workers must return to full-time in-person work immediately
-Directive to address the cost of living crisis
-Withdrawal from the Paris Climate Treaty
-Directive to restore Free Speech and eliminate government censorship
-Directive to end government weaponization against political opponents

The golden age of America is here!

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

“Not me converting on 3rd”

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Mfs got flanked by snakes 😂😭

[Joey Yochheim @joeyyochheim]

Here's what Dana had to say about his experience:

If you're wondering why this happens...

Keep reading:

[Crusader4J @Crusader4J]

@MelonieMac Hasn't even been 24 hours! That's how scared they are of Trump!

[WestCoast_Life @westcoast_lyfe]

@johnnymaga Here we go again

[JungleJerry @thetiki71]

@DrewHLive Kamala question roulette where every answer is will have one of the following:

Dreams and ambitions
Transnational criminals
Growing up middle class (w/ 2 Ph.D parents)
Opportunity Economy
Trump is the devil and/or HItler