Mike M.

Raw Dogging the Algo since 2011. 😂 No niche. No adult supervision. Bad ideas encouraged. Entrepreneur | Tech-minded | Question All
#RawDogTheAlgo

[Mike M. @Mike_UnScripted]

Welcome.

Think of this account like a gas-station bathroom.

Nobody knows what they’re walking into, some shit will definitely be offensive, and you probably shouldn’t touch anything.

Anyway…

Raw dog the algorithm. 😂

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Y’all got 100K followers and still reposting microwaved bullshit like originality got repossessed. Meanwhile we’re writing fresh shit and getting buried by the algo deeper than Clinton’s dick in Lewinsky’s mouth. 😂 Some of y’all didn’t inherit an audience—you inherited herpes.

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This kid is a fucking legend!
Police: We track your car for public safety.
Him: Perfect. I taught mine to track yours.
They built the surveillance network. He taught it to watch the watchers.
Fair is fair. 😂 That’s raw dogging the algo in its own house.

https://t.co/sOQcQuYczG

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Fuck baggage fees. Airlines need to go full Ground Round: step on the scale and PAY BY THE POUND. Your body + your bags = your ticket.

Under 300? Here’s your boarding pass. Over 300? Report to Weights & Measures so they can determine what fucking class of freight you are. 😂

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@ElleRen7 @VladTheInflator If Carrot Top and Cathy Griffen had a baby ! You get this bitch 🤣

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@AnaEscobarShow @realstewpeters Looks like this bitch went to the plastic surgeon and said yeah I want to look like a mix between Cathy Griffen and Carrot Top! 🤣

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Good Morning Fuckers!
HUMP DAY!!!

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@BlacksNeff Slow day!

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@adrizia4u That’s not a mug, that’s a taco-training simulator with a handle.

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#RawDogTheAlgo

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@mybizonly74 @trumplicans2024 Looks like a Troll doll got microwaved, buried behind a Hot Topic, and dug itself back up.

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@ana_in_tx Pretty sure Gen X figured this out between The Truman Show and The Matrix.
Boomers: “Relax, it’s just a movie.” Gen X: “Nah… we’re fucked.”
25 years later we’re watching reality glitch like, SEE? I FUCKING TOLD YOU

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@samad_opaleye Good morning

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@NicoleArbour With that analogy, that would make you the warm cottage-cheese pus that comes out of an infected ass boil when somebody finally squeezes it.

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@BlacksNeff @RealCandaceO @AnaEscobarShow If the Candace rumor were true, Ana ain’t a door problem — she’s a Tootsie Pop problem. One lick, two licks… fuck it, nobody’s counting after three.🤣
And before the bimbo brigade starts, looking like a snack doesn’t mean she forgot how to read.

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@mybizonly74 What in the Georgia O’Keeffe food-porn hell is this? Fries never even registered. My brain went straight to ‘girl… that fry is above your pay grade..🤣

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@mybizonly74 Glad to be back!

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Yeah, you may have noticed we don’t post a ton on the main feed — we’re too busy committing crimes in the replies. 😂 If you need a laugh, run through the comments. Just don’t come looking for emotional support or a safe space — wrong fucking page.

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@Revelation1217 She paid for the window seat. You didn’t. End of fucking story. She shouldn’t have lost her job because somebody’s kid wanted what she paid for. Parents today act like ‘Timmy’s upset’ is a legally binding contract. Fuck you, Timmy — enjoy the aisle

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@milesClippedIt That’s the exact face a woman makes when she realizes the smallest ‘alpha’ in the room is actually just a 120-pound internet closet fag with Wi-Fi and unresolved daddy issues.