Guico Suave

[Guico Suave @Mike__Guinness]

On my scoundrel shit tn. Gonna get mischievous!

[Guico Suave @Mike__Guinness]

Opening twitter in 2019: haha this guy thinks a shrimp fried rice!

Opening twitter in 2023: Oh look it’s actual nazi propaganda!

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Planning a little vacation 🤗

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That was my nickname back in college

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@bryanresker That should land you on the no fly list

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Organ failure speed run 2k23

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Happy 10 years

[Guico Suave @Mike__Guinness]

Time to get in touch with my hunter gather ancestors (shoplift from Walmart)

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New tattoo idea

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Bar bee? Idk sounds like it would be bad for business. You should call an exterminator.

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The fact that even highly trained astronauts find poop funny gives me hope for humanity.

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The log from the Apollo 10 mission after a piece of shit came out of the bathroom and started floating around the ship.

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Yes the Iraq war was bad, but without it we would have never got this song. It was for the greater good.

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The Boardy Barn sticker on my laptop finally peeled off today. I lost a piece of myself with it.

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Last night was a movie (unreliable narrator)

[Quantіan @quantian1]

🥂

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@SynchEarth @Shoal_Org Babe, wake up new fish just dropped.

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Based on true events